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Etho with a gun to Bdubs's head: What happens if I pull this trigger? Heaven?
Bdubs: Bold of you to assume I'll go to Heaven.

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Bdubs: BWWAAAAAAAAAA! Oh, you hear that? That's the wrong opinion alarm.
Etho: That is not something you actually have installed.
Bdubs: Sorry, say again? I couldn't hear you over my alarm that YOU SET OFF with your WRONG-ASS OPINION.

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Etho: We both look very handsome tonight.
Bdubs: You know, if you'd just said that I looked handsome, I would have said, "So do you."
Etho: I couldn't take that chance.

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Bdubs, sniffling: Calm down, I’m probably not sick. It might just be allergies.
Etho: Okay, tell me this: are you like, really tired?
Bdubs: I have depression, what do you think?

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Bdubs, trying their first ever cup of coffee: I am ENERGY!
Etho, an avid coffee drinker, on their twelfth cup of the day: Someone slap me awake or I am literally going to fall into a coma in ten seconds.

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Bdubs: What’s up with you?
Etho: What do you mean?
Bdubs: You’ve been nice and helpful and considerate all day. What’s your game?

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Bdubs: You know what I asked Santa for Christmas this year?
Etho: If you say me, I swear I’ll—
Bdubs: You? What? No, I asked him for that cool Ninjago Lego set we saw in Target!

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