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ONE YEAR ANNIVERARY BABY! AND I SHALL GIVE YOU INCORRECT QUOTES I WROTE IN SCHOOL!!!





Uhm- so... I kinda forgo to post this- so...

I'm sorry...



Zed is here BottomDream64
Rendog is here RenDiggityDog
Poultry is here poultryman2020
Tango is here TangoTek_
Kas is here aaehikira
This thing is here -> 1001G_RA_IN
ANDDDDD Impulse ImpulseSV

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Zed: [walks into Grain's room] Grain i want to burn down the house.
Grain: [looks up from loaf of bread] oh? [looks At closet] I have a flame thrower.

Ren: who burned down the kitchen?!
Everyone: [looks at Grain]
Grain: IT WASN'T BREAD THIS TIME!

Poultry: why are you  in the middle of a highway?
Grain: because.
Poultry: because?
Grain: there's no reason, I'm just saying because.

Grain: I'm not gonna lie.
Tango: but?
Grain: what do you mean "but"?

Grain: i do not burn things on purpose. [looks at burning hospital] that.... Is an exception.
Wendey's worker: sir, this is a Wendey's drive thru-

Kas: what are you doing here? Why are you in my house???
Grain: give me your bread.

Robber: [walks around the corner to see Tango]
Zed: don't worry, he doesn't bite.
Robber: oh thank cod-
Impulse: [points at Grain] but it does.
Grain: hi! Would you like to talk about our lord and savior,
B R E A D?

Impulse: why is there a man in your closet?-
Grain it's my doppelgänger.
Impulse: yeah, but why is it in the closet?
Doppelgänger Grain: it's been 12 days, 15 hours, and 29.2 seconds since I was last fed.
[at the same time]
Grain: SHUT UP!
Impulse: WHAT?!

Grain: you look nothing like me.
Doppelgänger Grain: obviously, I'm-
Grain: [interrupts] I don't look that ugly.
Doppelgänger Grain: ...
Grain: ...
Doppelgänger Grain: [starts crying]

Grain: [eating paper]
Zed: [what are you doing?
Grain: eating.
Zed: eating what?
Grain: [looks at paper] paper.

Grain: i con do math really fast.
Tango: what's 172 times 142?
Grain: [immediately] 17,552.
Impulse: [using a calculator] that's... wrong...
Zed: but he was fast.

GOOD BYE NOW!

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