Nova: FUCK THE CHAIR. PARDON ME FOR MAKING MYSELF COMFORTABLE DURING A SINCERE HEART TO HEART DISCUSSION WITH A DEAR FRIEND IN NEED!

Nova: BUT THE TIME HAS COME FOR ME TO CEASE STRADDLING THIS DEEPLY OFFENSIVE PIECE OF FURNITURE! AWAY WITH YE, FOUR LEGGED TEMPTRESS! DISTRACT US NO MORE WITH THE MOST BASIC AND UTILITARIAN FORM OF COMFORT YOU SUPPLY!

Divakar: Nova just threw a tantrum about a chair.

Divakar: I just won Nova Tantrum Bingo.

Nova: Happy October 32nd! Second Halloween!

Divakar: That doesn't exist.

Nova: Not with that attitude.

Aaron: I bet you're wondering why I gathered you here today. It's because we need to have a discussion about how some people in this room aren't getting along with other people in this room.

Enigma: Why did you say that so vaguely? Divakar and I are literally the only people you called in here.

Wyatt: *walks into the kitchen, ignoring everyone*

Nova: Hey, Wyatt, how was your day?
Wyatt: *picks up an onion and bites into it, staring at Nova* Hell.

Divakar, watching this unfold: *whispers* Who hurt you?

Enigma: *fast-forwards all the way through the movie*

Jackie: You can't just skip to the happy ending!

Enigma: I don't have time for their problems.

Aaron, walking into their house: Hello, people who do not live here.

Jackie: Hey.

Divakar: Hi.

Enigma: Hello.

Wyatt: Hey!

Aaron: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!

Nova: We were out of Doritos.

Jackie: The Ocean is a soup.

Nova:

Nova: Do elaborate.

Jackie: What are needed for something to be a soup?

Nova: Erm... Water, salt, some form of vegetation, and personally I prefer some meat in mine. 

Jackie: *Tilts head*

Nova: The Ocean is a Soup.

Jackie: The Ocean is a Soup.

Aaron: You three, explain right now!

Divakar: It was Nova.

Breeze: It was Nova.

Jackie: It was Nova.

Nova:

Nova: ...fuck.

Aaron: Divakar, keep an eye on Jackie today. They're going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.

Divakar: Sure, I'd love to see Jackie getting punched.

Enigma: Try again.

Divakar, sighing: I will try to stop Jackie from getting punched.

Nova: What does "take out" mean?

Amber: Food.

Enigma: Dating.

Breeze: Murder.

Wyatt: It can be all three if you're brave enough.

Nova: Did it hurt when you fell-

Jackie: From heaven? Wow, I didn't think you were such a flirt-

Nova: No, I meant when you fell down the stairs.

Jackie: ...

Nova: You just laid there for 15 minutes.