AYOOO these feature Wilda_Kaminari and HikariYosei05

Enjoy, ya doorknob dieselfucks.

Skye: Goddamn it, the printer broke while printing out Hikari's birthday invitations.

Wilda: Well, what are they supposed to say?

Skye: "Hikari's birthday".

Wilda: So, what do they say instead?

Skye: "Hikari’s bi".

Wilda:

Wilda: Works out either way

Hikari: Something tells me Skye's going to be a bit more unhinged today...

Skye, holding a lit match and a bag of cheetos: Leave me be, Wilda isn't home to stop me, I'm going feral.

Wilda: Skye is a perfect cinnamon scone who’s never done anything wrong in their entire life!

Hikari: Never done anything wrong?! They set a city block on FIRE!

Wilda: When you work at lunch and a customer comes in and bites the soap because they think it’s cheese... this happens way more frequently than you think.

Hikari: If you stopped literally presenting soap as deli food this wouldn't happen.

Wilda: Who goes into a bath store and thinks something covered in glitter is cheese?

Skye: Who goes to the store and just takes a bite from the cheese?

Skye: Hikari gave me a get better soon card.
Wilda: That's sweet!
Skye: I wasn't sick, they just think I can do better.

Hikari, talking to Wilda: Well Wilda, whenever I’m about to do something, I think ‘would Skye do that?’ and if they would, I do not do that thing.
Wilda: …
Skye, from the distance: They’re not wrong though!

Wilda: Hikari! What did I tell you about lying?
Hikari, looking down: ...That it only works on Skye.

Wilda: The ritual. To preform it requires a sacrifice.
Skye: Sacrifice? I nominate Hikari.
Hikari: Wait, what?
Skye: Because you're little, you'll fit on a barbecue.
Hikari: I'm 5'9, it's like average height in most of the world!
Wilda: Its not that kind of of sacrifice guys!

Hikari: It's locked. You got a lock pick?
Wilda: Yeah-
Skye: *kicks in the door*

Hikari: Breathe, just breathe.
Skye: I’ve done nothing with my life! I’m a failure!
Wilda:: Awww, that never bothered you before

Wilda: Do you feel any better?
Hikari: I feel much better now that you here with me.
*Skye walks in*
Hikari: I feel half better.

Skye: I like to think of myself as a semi responsible adult here.
Wilda: Hikari is 70% of your impulse control and you know this Skye.
Hikari: I feel like Skye is the more responsible one of us two though.
Skye: We are both 70% of each others' impulse control.
Hikari: Just two lil beasts in pinwheel hats spinning on the merry-go-round at dangerous velocities, holding each other’s hands so the other doesn’t fall off.

Wilda: I mean. Skye's just standing there now.
Wilda: Waiting for me, I guess.
Wilda: But it's okay, I think they've pretty much settled down.
Hikari: Settled down?
Wilda: Well, they only stabbed me once.

Skye, about Wilda: They're covered in blood again. Why is it they're always covered in blood?
Hikari: Well, it looks like it's their own blood this time.

Wilda: I’m afraid of clowns. There, I said it.
Hikari: Wilda, if you don't like clowns, why are you hanging with Skye?

Skye & Wilda: *accidentally set the kitchen on fire*
Skye: We need an adult!
Wilda: Skye, you are an adult!
Skye: We need an adultier adult! Get Hikari!

Wilda: *accidentally eats something too spicy so their eyes start to water*
Hikari: Wilda, look at me. It's okay. I would die for you. I love you so much. You're the best person I know.
Wilda: I'm not crying?
Hikari, hugging Wilda's head: Shush baby, it's okay. Skye is here and they love you with their whole heart.

Hikari: I dropped Skye.
Wilda: Hikari, what the fuck-

Hikari: Why were you up yesterday until 3am?
Skye: How did you know I was up until 3am?

Wilda: We could hear you clapping to the Fuller House intro every 25 minutes.

Wilda: What are you writing?
Skye: The government wants to know what kind of weapons we have in the house. I'm letting them know it's private information.
Hikari, looking over Skye's shoulder: This just says 'fuck around and find out' in calligraphy.

Wilda: I'm not that stupid!
Skye: Wilda, you literally ate the wax from a babybel.
Wilda: HIKARI TOLD ME IT WAS EDIBLE!

Hikari: Guess what number I’m thinking of.
Wilda: 420?
Hikari: No, that’s really immature of you. Someone else guess, and please take this seriously.
Skye: 69.
Hikari: Yeah it was 69-

Wilda: Which movie are you and Hikari going to see tonight?
Skye: Oh, I always go to whichever movie Hikari wants.
Wilda: Which one do they want to see?
Skye: I haven't decided yet-

Wilda: You are irrationally angry 365 days a year.
Skye: Well, that’s just your personal opinion, I don’t have anger issues. Do you guys think I have anger issues?
Hikari: Well, I wouldn’t really call it an issue. An issue is something you can fix-

Hikari: Wilda, what does IDK, ILY, and TTYL mean?
Wilda: I don’t know, I love you, talk to you later.
Hikari: Alright, I love you too, I'll ask Skye.
Wilda: Wait- Hikari, no-

Skye: What are you guys doing?
Hikari: Like in life in general or-
Wilda: Not much. Why, what's up?
Skye: I dunno, I’m bored playing AC.
Wilda: Assassins Creed?
Skye: Animals Creed.
Hikari: Assassins Crossing.

Wilda: Bet you can’t eat 15 crayons!
Skye: Bet you I can!
Hikari: *sips coffee, checks to make sure 911 is still on speed dial, and goes back to reading the paper*

Wilda: I have a bad feeling about this...
Skye: What do you mean?
Wilda: Don't you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if you're going to get into trouble?
Skye: No?
Hikari: That actually explains so much-

Hikari: I apologize for saying 'fuck' in front of Skye.
Wilda: You just said it again.
Skye: >:D
Hikari: I am not a role model.

Hikari: I will find us a covered wagon and horses.
Hikari: If you two can manage to not kill each other while I'm gone.
Wilda: Oh, please. We're not children.
*Hikari leaves*
Wilda, casually: ...Eat shit and die.
Skye, also casually: Yes, fuck you.

Skye: Hikari and I were crossing the street, and this man drove by and honked at us.
Wilda: What did you do?
Skye: They chased him to the next red light, and reached into his window, and-
Hikari: *walking in* Who wants a steering wheel?

Wilda: Hello all, it is I, your favorite person.
Skye: Actually, Lily is my favourite.
Wilda: Okay then, it is I, that bitch.

Hikari: Some people are like slinkies.
Wilda: What?
Hikari: Not really good for much but bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
Wilda:
Wilda: Please don't push Skye down the stairs.
Hikari, pushing Skye down the stairs: Too late.

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