Gamma: Ok so..mom's a misogynist, right?

Esplion: Pretty sure, yea. What about it?

Gamma: Then..why does he not care if we call him mom when usually females are called mom?

Esplion:

Esplion: Dipshit.

Esplion: We aint gonna call a two meter tall dood mom.

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Milu: Uh..Duvy?

Duvet: Hmm?

Milu: Isnt that Nala's jacket..?

Duvet: N a h, my sister made it

Milu: But...

Milu: But it...?

Duvet: And she made it to look exactly like Nala's since I'm a clingy bitch-

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Glaxs: First word that comes to mind-?

Milu: Floof!

Duvet: G a y uvu

Nicole: *clears her throat*

Nicole: FU-

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lilspacebirb your OCs are in here from now on! uvu

Milu: So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes..or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute..

Topaz: Mils, n o that's not how you make them-

Milu: 40,000 degrees for 30 seconds??

Topaz: nO‐

Milu: hOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR A SECOND??

Topaz: MILU NO, YOU'RE GONNA BURN THE HOUSE DOWN-

Milu: I'M GONNA HARNESS THE POWER OF THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

Topaz: MILU P L E A S E-

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Milu: I wanna die‐

Everyone else of the gay family: Same-

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Xia:

Xia: If you've never killed somebody and you kill a killer, the number would stay the same..

Nicole: Kill two.

Xia: What about myself?

Nicole: I...wished it worked like that

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Topaz: Mils, are you getting enough sleep-?

Milu: Does blinking count?

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Gamma: Wouldnt it be weird if food was sentient and could feel whenever we ate?

Esp: ...Gam, please repeat after me.

Esp:

Esp:

Gamma:

Gamma: You didnt say anything-?

Esp: Exactly

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Nala: Fricc!

Shae: You can just say fuck, yanno?

Nala: Feck?

Shae: You can say fuck like a normal person

Nala: Feck

Duvet: What the feck-?

Duvet: Oh god it's friggin spreading-

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Nicole: The fuck are you doing-?

Milu, laying face first on the floor: Tryna see, aint goin well though can you get my dad?

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Noka: What was one of your worst decisions-?

Sever: I accidently left Milu alone-

Topaz: What??? Where is she???

Sever: *shrug*

Meanwhile

Milu, ontop of the Fairy castle: The fricc is that yellow blo- Oh what that's the sun...havent seen that thing in a while-

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Rugu: Hey brain, you obstinate fucker. I drank the clear splashy stuff. I ate the green things. I went under that bright fucker over there. I did that thing where you walk fast and sweat and whatnot. Now gimme the good chemicals you lump of fuck.

Val: Did you did that thing where you lay unconecious for 8 hours?

Rugu: FUCK-

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Sever: Birth certificates are just people receipts

Milu: Alright, so...where can I return mine?

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Noka: I'm going to sleep.

Acacino: THEY'RE FINALLY SLEEPING???

Duvet: NOPE THAT AINT MY PARTNER, THEY DONT SLEEP-

Duvet: GET YOUR FRIGGIN WEAPONS READY-

Acacina: WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON WHY ARE YOU YELLING???

Appa: Greetings, I'm here to translate.

Appa: When they say they are going to sleep, they use it as an excuse to be anti-social. They are actually awake

Noka: Yeah I havent sleep in weeks-

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Esp: Daaaad! Is there anything comfortable to slip into?

Gamma: Like a coma? .w.

Dawn: nO-

Gamma: *already snoring on the couch*

Dawn: GAMMA-

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Dale: That's...a bad idea.

Milu: There are no bad ideas, they're just good ideas that go horrbily wrong!

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Glaxs: Are any of you like coffee?

Noka: I'm like coffee in the sense that I never sleep

Nicole: I'm just like coffee. Bitter, nobody likes me unless I change myself

Krida: Welp, lucky for me I like plain dark coffee.

Nicole:

Nicole: W-wh-? ///

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Beta: I'm cold‐

Pascal: You already have a jacket on.

Beta: I'm still cold-

Pascal: Are you...

Pascal: Are you seriously dragging Dawn out of your room?

Beta: I TOLD YOU I'M C O L D-

Beta: And he's hot~ uvu

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Milu: People always tell me to follow my dreams

Milu: But, uh...last night I had a dream of shutting Duvet up when she was making sex jokes-

Noka: Oh, p l e a s e

Noka: Follow your damn dreams

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Duvet: Milu's gone so I'm cutting my sleeves off!

Yarrow: What why??

Duvet: She's like..86% of my impulse control

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Gamma: Are you drinking soda for breakfast-?

Esp: Yep, and what about you? What did you have?

Gamma: Nothing-

Esp: Im still doing better than you, then.

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Nala: Swear words are illegal! Say one and you'll be fined!

Duvet: Hecc-

Nala: You're on thin fecking ice-

Nala: Oh no ._.

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Topaz: Think we can all agree I'm the most responsible of us three uvu

Zander: But you..Topie you set the kitchen on fire..?

Topaz: THERE WAS A SPIDER, OK??

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Xia: Can I ask about the guy in the basement?

Nicole: Suuuuure.

Xia: WHAT THE FUCK I WAS JOKING????

Nicole: Ah welp. I wasnt.

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Altera: Call me Act cause I always fake a smile!

Appa: ...Are you ok-?

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Nicole: Ok. I poisoned one of the drinks, cant remember which one though

Pascal: Just because of the people I'm stuck with, sure hope it's mine.

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Topaz: Mils, can I talk to you for a bit?

Milu: Sure! But in my defense, Duvy bet me 25 cents I wouldnt steal from feathers from Nicole's wings

Topaz: That's not what I wanted to- Wait you wAht?

Milu: *holding a quater* Hmm?

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Pascal, drinking vodka out of a wine glass while staring dramatically in the distance: I've had it.

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Noka: When I said get something from the beach

Noka: I didnt mean that.

Duvet, wrestling with a seagull: WELL THEN SAY THAT NEXT TIME

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Milu: A waiter could literally kill me and I'd still give em a 20-

Nicole: I'd still tip them more. That shit finally good customer service.

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Acacino: Noks how have prince duties been?

Noka: Good. Sometimes I have the strong desire to eat glass, but it usually passes without incident.

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Milu: *eating a cinnamon roll*

Aylin: Wait Mils nu that's cannibalism! qnq

Milu: *confused bean noises*

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Athena: Yanno, dad's name sounds like yawn

Yan: One thing I dont do that's linked to that!

Athena: Wh-??

Nyx: Hun

Nyx: P l e a s e

Nyx: S l e e p

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