I found a book of incorrect quotes, and so many of these fit the shipkids so I had to do these

Taggin lilspacebirb cause some of these are theirs. Also some of them will be with the parents..also most are of Gamma and Esp- I'm sowwy qUq

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Val: Sorry I'm late I was...doing things...

Gamma, stumbing in: HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS

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Beta: Gam, go to sleep

Gamma: YOU'RE NOT MY DAD

Beta: I- YES I AM

Gamma: YOU'RE MY MOM

Beta:

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Esplion: I've only said I love you to four people. Mom, dad, Gamma, and Yan. And one of those I regret

Sharin: Which one?

Esplion: Yan. He failed comitting suicide so now I look like an idiot.

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Gamma: You can trust me~!

Val: I dont even trust the way you just now said I can trust you.

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Gamma: Sometimes mom's sore in the morning

Gamma: Sore has four letters.

Gamma: Both my dad's are gay

Gamma: Dick has four letters.

Gamma: ...I think you're getting the drift

(I somehow came up with this-)

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Beta: I wanna be taken outtt-

Dawn: Onnn a date or with a sniper?

Beta: At this point just suprise me

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Sharin: *coughing violently*

Tofu: Dont die qq

Sharin: You cant tell me what to do

Sharin:

Sharin: Alright

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Val: When I first met you guys I thought ya'll were annoying

Gamma:

Esplion: And..?

Val: And you are.

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Dawn, talking to young Gamma: Play nice with the others, unless one of the other kids want to fight. Then you have to beat their asses

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Topaz: Why do you go to sleep so late.

Xeon: Th..there's no rest for the wicked!

Tempest, in the best narrator voice: Cat vidoes. He likes to stay up all night watching cat vidoes.

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Rugu: All in all, a 100% successful trip

Kalea: We lost Gamma! qnq

Val: All in all, a 100% successful trip!

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Gamma: *runs off to start a killing spree*

Beta: *trying not to cry* My baby's growing up~!

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Sever: Alright, that's enough! No more talking about Gamma

Val: But you said get it out of my system...

Sever: I had no idea you had that much in your system!

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Gamma: I'm hot, I'm gay, and I'm ready to commit arson~!

Esplion, on the roof: GAMMA GET THAT SPIDER RIGHT NOW PLEASE-

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Rugu: Val and I are not gonna happen, stop trying to pressure us.

Zander: I havent even begun to pressure you two. I've already written my best man speech for the wedding!

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Myria: "Ladies and gentlemen" is unnessessarily gendered, overly formal, lengthy, and honestly I'm falling asleep already.

Myria: "Cowards", on the other hand, is inclusive to all genders, casual and fun, short and gay to the point, exciting, and dramatic.

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Esplion: Would you rather stab Val or-

Gamma: Val.

Esplion: I didnt even finish

Gamma: I dont wanna hear it

Val: Bruh-

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Milu: I'm having a salad for dinner. Well, fruit salad. Actually, it's mostly grapes...alright it's all grapes. Fermented grapes. It's wine. I'm having wine for dinner.

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Val: *exists*

Gamma: *is offended*

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Rugu: It's been 183 days of being stuck in a basement. I've seen numberous different species, many of which I've never heard of. After months of careful observation, I've realized that-

Gamma: *to the tone of final countdown* IT'S A MENTAL BREAKDOWN

Esplion: *off-key kazoo*

Rugu:

Rugu: -There is no intelligent life here

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Gamma: *kills something*

Esplion: God I wish that was me-

Beta: Esp. Go put a dollar in the self hatered jar.

(If my family had that, oh boi everyone would be broke as s h i t so quickly)

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Kalea: Pick a card!

Esplion: Alright

Kalea: Wh- Heyyy! Not my card! qnq

Esplion: You said any card.

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Beta: Staph calling me mom

Gamma: But you pratically are

Beta: ..I dont even have the parts for that-

Gamma: You could be lying, how would we know you're telling the truth? Hmm?

Beta: I know I'm a guy. I know my body more than anyone except maybe Dawn

Gamma: We're not saying you dont, it's just that you could be feeding us lies. We have no confirmation.

Beta:

Dawn: *drinking the vodka Gamma bribed him with* So we've decided you're a mom, and you're just in denial~

Beta: I'm not-

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Kalea: If you were a drink, what would you be?

Esplion: Bleach

Gamma: Posion~!

Favea: Shesh calm down edgelords

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Melano: Okie! Who would you kiss, marry, and kill out of Ruru, Favea, and Incubux?

Gamma: Kiss Ru, marry Ru, kill Val

Val: Wh- I wasnt even on the list!

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Beta: The quick way to a guy's heart is through the fourth and fifth rib~!

Dawn: It's also the fastest way to a female's heart

Beta: ...Anybody's heart, really~!

Gamma:

Dawn: Oh you wanted romantic advice-

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Sharin: There's no "I" in team but there's an "I" in pizza

Xeon: So you're not gonna share?

Sharin: I'm not sharing, nah

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Xeon: Murder is never the answer!

Gamma: Of course, murder is the question

Esplion: And the answer is yes

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Rugu and Val: *being all lovey-dovey*

Gamma: *loudly drinks a soda*

Rugu: Uh- We're having a moment..?

Gamma: And I'm having a soda bitch.

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Rugu: ..Did Val just tell me he loved me for the first time?

Sever: Yea, he did

Rugu:

Rugu: And did I do finger guns back?

Sever: Yep

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Rugu: If you ever get married can I have an important role?

Val, hurt: Like..what?

Rugu: Like the groom :3

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Gamma: Can I sit there?

Val: That's my lap!

Gamma: Thaaaat didnt answer the question-

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Kalea: *breaks a glass bottle* Who's wants to fight?!

Kalea: *accidently cuts somebody* OH MY GOD I'M SO SORRY I'M NEVER DOING THAT AGAIN-

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Duvet: Be careful in the kitchen, the counters are sticky

Kalea: Then I can clean it up!

Kalea: *goes into the kitchen*

Kalea:

Kalea: Mama, why are the counters covered in sticks?

Duvet: I told you it was very

Duvet: S t i c k y :>

Milu: ...I want a divorce-

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Val: You dont care who you piss off, do you.

Gamma: Not the slightest, nope

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Sharin: I'm goin to bed

Dale: It's noon?

Sharin: Time doesnt exist- Anyways night

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Oh boi, 1036 words not including the small note at the top‐ Longest chapter yet, I wanna sleep