Duvet: If you cant even handle the sight of blood, then you're a pussy--

Milu: We both are-

Duvet:

Milu:

Milu: What?

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Nicole: Some- SOME little shit stole my wallet

Nicole: Jokes on them I'm fuckin' broke

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Acacina: That hate bastard we all know as the thing we all want dead, aka Nicole..she-

Acacina: She took my credit card and spent all of it on damn baguettes.

Milu: She didnt just straight up pull out a gun?

Acacina: Suprisingly, no.

Nicole: Be lucky you had enough, or else I would've.

Milu: You would've pulled a gun..for bread?

Nicole: Dont fucking judge me!

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(LiliandSnowC Here's three for you!

Topaz: Why the everliving hell is our daughter coughing up flower petals?!

Zander: What-?

Dale: Oh. Sever dared her to eat alot of petals

Sever:

Sever: Why do I feel like I should run for my life??

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Somebody hurts Milu

Duvet: Yanno I-- I would hurt them, but I dont want Milu to hate me for that so they're going in a jail cell handcuffed until I feel like they wont again

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Topaz:

Topaz: *casually grabs a shotgun*

Topaz: Hmm?

(This is obviously a joke, I'm positive Topaz wouldnt do that..but who knows, maybe Nicole pissed him off enough)

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Zander: I can either say fuck off or fight me...

Zander:

Zander:

Zander: JUST FUCK ME, TOPIE--

Zander: Wait-

Topaz: Pfftt- Ok, it's the most I've ever heard you beg :>

Milu: *tries to process what the hell just happened*

(I didnt know if I should even put this one here, but then I remembered it's you-- No offence at all qquqq)

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Yan: We are keeping atleast atleast one normal person in this goddamn world, and that's Milu

Milu: I got turned into a Gold Fairy, have two dads plus three guardians, and is basically gay. Is that normal?

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