Kidnapper: We have your child

Dou: ???

Dou: Iiiii dont have a child-?

Kidnapper: Then who's the kid who keeps saying sex jokes at anythi-

Dou: OH SHIT YOU HAVE MILU-

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Uureko: The best part of an oreo is the black cookie parts not the frosting, deal with it

Quara: Darkness without a light is an abyss, light without darkness is blinding. You can't have a coin with only one side.

Nicole: Yo socrates, it's a fuckin' cookie

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Milu, normal: Heya, Nini!!

Milu, 30% anger: Why are you like this, Ni.

Milu, 90% anger: NICOLE, FUCKING STOP IT

Milu, done with her shit: *seemingly innocent smile* We need to talk, Nicole Akelo.

Nicole: Shit-

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(Here's some for LiliandSnowC )

Dale: What are you doing up there?

Topaz, sitting on the fridge: I'm the man of this house, I'm sitting wherever I want

Dale:

Dale, sighing: Where's the spider.

Topaz: Its over near the door canyouplease-

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Milu: Sometimes I wanna go bungee jumping and hope the rope snaps

Autumn: We have thera-

Topaz: Lmao same

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If L.R. was a horror movie

*phone rings*

Zander: Heeey?

Killer: I see you

Zander:

Killer:

Zander:

Killer:

Zander, looking around: You tryna fuck?

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Milu: Who wants some airpods?

Dou: H-hun-

Duvet: BABE?!

Milu: I bought like 20 pairs of airpods with Serein's credit card

Dou: MILU!

Duvet: HELL YEA BABE!!

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Shae: *puts salt in coffee*

Shae: *gives it to Nala*

Nala: *takes a sip*

Shae:

Nala: *finishes coffee*

Shae: Didnt it taste weird..?

Nala: Yea, I just didnt wanna hurt your feelings, that's all

Shae, tearing up: Alright-

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Milu: *falls down*

Topaz: Hey, Mils. What was that?

Milu: My hoodie fell

Topaz: That sounded like alot more than a hoodie

Milu: I was in it when it fell- :'>

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How well each OC can cook

Can cook and bake well: Dou, Uureko, Athena, Yan

Only bakes sweets: Acacino

Closest they can get to cooking is microwaving stuff: Acacina, Altera, Iris, Nicole

Burns everything, even water: Aylin

Has never needed to learn how to cook: Noka, Duvet, Vao, Quara

Only learned how to cook to get dates: Milu

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Dou: If you had a shot for every bad decision you made, would you be sober?

Noka: Mhm

Nicole: ..Maybe a bit tipsy

Duvet: Wasted

Milu: D e a d-

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*during a math test*

Milu: Hey, Altera. We're friends, right?

Altera: For the most part, yea.

Milu: Then what's 5 + 3?

Altera: 53, duh.

Milu: Thanks man you're the best

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Acacina: Hey baby, I-

Acacina: Why is our marrige certificate on fire?

Yan: YOU AINT RETURNING ME WITHOUT A RECEIPT

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I think this is the chapter I'm proudest of