Yeah I'm not gonna say much here .w.
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Warning: This chapter is..decently dirty .w. And has alot of FNaF shipping
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Tape: It's three in the fucking morning who the hell are you and how did you get here

Mellow: I was on my way to get a snack and I got lost

Tape: You ended up in an area you didnt know existed while trying to yet a snack??

Mellow: I'm not a smart person-

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Serein: I asked you to do o n e simple thing

Sever: Simple?? I stood infront of the door for an HOURS before realizing it wasn't automatic!

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Ulu: Ru cant be good at everything! I bet he's a bad kisser

Val: Nope

Ulu: What-

Val: What-

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Shi: OH CMON DUDE GET DOWN FROM THERE

Lils: FUCK OFF I'M ONE WITH MY KIND NOW

Eunoia: What are you doing-?

Snow: There were birds in the tree and I said that he should say hi to his brothers so he climbed up there just to spite me, but now he wont get down

Lils: I'M NEVER GONNA GET DOWN

Lils: I'M WHERE I BELONG

Lils: CAW CAW BITCH

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Royal: Taffy texted me "your adorable"

Royal: So I texted back "you're adorable"

Royal: Now we're dating all I did was point out a typo

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Milu: *smol sneeze*

Topaz: Omygay are you sick Mils??? Here let me get you a blanket and some tea dont forget to take some medicine later! qq

[Later]

Nicole: hh-

Topaz: Oh my GOD do you ever shut the hell up???

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Beta:

Dawn: *silently poking Pas with a ruler*

Pascal: What in the hell are you measuring?

Dawn: Your patience

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Noka: Mil you cant keep doing this-

Milu: I dont see what the big deal is?

Noka: Throwing your hoodies all over this one chair is instead very disorgonized and hard to find what you want

Milu: I'll find what I want eventually!

Noka: It'll make them all wrinkled

Milu: I'm not tryna impress anybody? .w.

Noka: It- It makes the room look like a mess?!

Milu: To match the rest of my life! See even if I wanted to, I dont have the energy to care- So there's nothing else you could say could get my lazy heccin self to car-

Duvet: When you wake up in the middle of the night and it looks like somebody's just staring dead at you?

Milu:

Duvet:

Milu: *silently starts folding her clothes*

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Nightmare, reading something: "Rule 1, dont accidentally kill anybody"

Nightmare: *looks at Trap, then back at the book*

Nightmare: Well I'm no fucking idiot, I know to do it intentionally

Trap: Wait no-

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Appa: Repeat after me

Appa: Noka

Acacina: Prince ass

Appa: Is not

Acacina: Is not

Appa: A light source

Acacina: A light source

Appa: Noka is not a light source.

Acacina: ...Noka is a damn glowstick

Duvet: Wait wait wait what in the hell happened?!

Appa: Well, the power went out during work, and Acacina here decided to grab Noka and shake the life out of them

Milu:

Duvet:

Duvet: Did it work? .  ___.

Kyrell: Well, Krida was able to take care of most of it..the glowing though is a different story

Duvet:

Milu: I-

Acacina: Of course it worked???

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Dawn, talking about his kids: These two balls of innocence? I love them uvu

Krida: Wait where's-

Dawn: You know we dont count Gamma he's his own separate catagory for stupidity

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Esp: Hhhhh I'm having dumb people issues-

Beta: "You being dumb", or "I'm gonna stab any person who does the next dumb fucking thing next to me" problem-?

Esp: Gamma

Esp: The problem is fucking Gamma

Gamma, on the ceiling fan: Oh-

Beta: Too bad I could've helped with the second one .w.

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[Alternative TFF beginning while Fredbear is driving]

Fredbear: What happens if you push the brakes and gas at the same time?

Trap: It takes a screenshot?

Spring: Get in the trunk, you've lost seat privliges

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Mellow: Are we fighting right now, or are you about to top me? Cause I'm getting very mixed signals here

Bear: Wh- My hand's literal INCHES from your throat???? ._.

Mellow: But that didnt answer my question

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Krida: What are you looking for-?

Dawn: My reason to live—

Krida: ..Dawn do you need me to keep-

Beta: You need help?

Dawn: Found it qq

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Royal: *smashes his phone against a table* dAMNIT—

Taffy: Hey, how would you like if I smashed you against the table?

Royal:

Royal: Y-

Taffy: Don't answer that

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Milu: I wanna be like pops have you seen him??

Serein: Yeah I've seen that man drop the last piece of food and cry for a solid 20 minutes after

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Rugu: I-I think I'm gay?

Val: Congratulations

Val: You're officially the last person to know love

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Dawn: Ah ah allow me, locks are my speciality~

Krida: Whydoyouhaveabrick

Dawn: Hey I never said I could pick locks

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Coco, joking: Sir, you're on thin friggin ice unu

Luz: I'm on the floor

Coco: N-no it's an expression .w.;;

Luz: No it's a rug

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Somebody: You know Serein?

Autumn: I do! He's my ex-boyfriend uvu

Serein:

Serein: *sigh* That isnt how you tell people we're married

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Teal: Redddd love have I ever said how much I love you~?

Red: I'm not hopping

Teal: This is bullshit -<-

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William: We ran out of coffee so I'm experimenting with new flavors and expanding my tastebuds

William: *sips blood*

William: Delicious

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William: *watching Michael and Robin over a pencil*

William: Yanno what this coffee is missing?

Henry: Creamer-? Sugar?

William: Vodka

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Gamma: Bitches be "i CaN tAkE yOuR mAn" ok and I can take you life's natural not bouncy trampoline and push you off it, so what?

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Copper: Would you kick me in the dick for..say more money to buy stuff?

Teal: Mmnah, I can make that myself~

Red: I'd drop kick you in the dick for free-

Copper: Yeah I know you would

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Lils: Aww some kid drew a..long...dog?

Add: I dont think there's any kids here???

P.T. and Eunoia: It's a giraffe

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Dawn: This is the FIFTH time you've slept on the counter, do you know what this means Esp?

Esp: It's only Wednesday?

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Rugu: It's not gay if I wanna date Val, right? Like, in a bromance way? I dunno I just wanna hug him, pet him, and just always getting all giddy and affectionate seeing him so happy and comfortable-

Xeon: I'm no expert but that sounds gay

Zander: I'm an expert and that's pretty damn gay m'dood

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Milu: You really believe me? qq

Topaz: Mils, if you were the last pure innocent soul of this horny ass world, I'd believe you if you said talk birbs got you up this morning

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Over a thousand words, let's go! :D