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My will to live is gone

Yea, it's currently almost midnight but I'm making an incorrect quote chapter because why not?

Also 69 chapters ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

lilspacebirb get your gay ass in here

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If L.R. had phones

Zander receives a call from "Daddy"

Sever, completely joking: You still call your dad daddy? Cmon man

Zander:

Zander, dead staring at him: Oh hey there, Topie

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Bear: *taping a knife to a roomba*

Bear: Be free my child

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Gold: *holding Mellow above him, who's holding a lighter* HORNY WITH A LIGHTER WHAT CRIMES WILL HE COMMIT

Night: Arson

Trap: Welp that makes two of us I guess-

Blip:

Blip: Two?? ._.

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Milu: *hugs Dale* >w<

Dale: I didn't ask for this, these are unauthorized cuddles

Milu: ..Oh qnq *moves to leave*

Dale: I never said move don't leave please-

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Milu: Math is hard, Reading is hard, life is confusing literally everything is hard

Zander: Including existing

Duvet: Especially existing

Noka: Fuck existing–

Topaz, in the background: DO I COUNT?

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Nicole: Just a note for Krida;

Nicole: Look bitch, I could easily replace you with a stepladder, come fucking pet me or else

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Spring: I'm gonna mcfucking lose it if somebody asks me for a bigger dick size one more time

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Fennec: If somebody came up to you and said "Hey! I'm your dad's friend, I'm here to pick you up, hop in" how would you react?

Mellow: Bitch let me jack off in peace jfc—

Doodle: Umm.. .w.

Tare: Stop lying, Night doesn't have friends

Night: Bitch..

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Dusk: Honestly, fuck anybody that doesnt appreciate you

Dawn: That's..alot of sex, but if you insist

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If Gamma had kidnapped Ru and Val

Gamma: Aw cmonnnnn guys I just wanna play something, I haven't been able to in a while~! I haven't found anybody in a while~

Val: I'm not playing knife monopoly–

Gamma:

Gamma:

Gamma: Explain that to me and I'll let you go

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Krida: Did you have to stab her?

Dawn: Hey you werent there and you didnt hear what she said to me

Krida: ...What did she say?

Dawn: "Stay true to your ego and stab me, unless you're secretly a little bitch"

Dawn: She tried running; dont be a pussy, simple as that

Krida: Ok touche

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Kuro: You realize arson is a crime, right?

Gnosh: And where exactly did it say that?

Kuro: *pulls up the law*

Gnosh: I'm not readin' that—

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Night: I'm not mad

Day, already tearing up: Dont say it..

Night: I'm just dissapointed

Day, nearly sobbing: *disassembling the pillow fort*

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Henry: Why did you give Robin a knife?!

William: He felt unsafe

Henry: Wh- Now I feel unsafe!

William: Oh I'm sorry

William:

William: Want a knife too?

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Gnosh: She said Dawn was annoying!

Krida: So the most logical thing to do was burn our house down?!

Gnosh: Y E S

(Gnosh and Dawn having a bond moment)

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Blip: How do you know somebody is gay? .w.

Spring: You...ask..them?

Blip: FEN, how do you know if a guy is gay?

Fennec: He sneaks into the janitor's closet

Blip: Bear, Bear, how do you know if somebody's gay?

Bear: He commits arson, duh–

Blip: Daaaaaad! How can you tell if somebody's gay?

Glitch: His name's Trap.

Or, alternatively

Blip: Dad how can you tell who's gay?

Glitch: Does he live in a giant mansion with what feels like an entire China's population worth of animatronics?

Blip: ..Yes? .w.

Glitch: Then yeah he's gonna suck some dick

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Yarrow: Sometimes I say "hey beautiful" to my pet, and when Duvet comes around the corner she responds with something-

Yarrow: Yet I dont have the heart to tell her it wasnt for her

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(From here I'm gonna include dsmp)

Dream: I like to consider Sapnap and I chopsticks

Dream: If we get separated from cuddling the only thing we're good for is stabbing

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How Mivet canonically proposed

Milu: *casucally wearing Duvet's hoodie*

Duvet:

Duvet: Seriously, Mil? Stealing from me again?

Milu: Wha-?

Duvet: First my heart, then my clothes...what's next, my last name??

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Glitch: Go to bed you're tired, you've been locked up in your room for days

Blip: Me? Tired? Pfffft, of course not! Of course not me, I never get tired! I've got stuff to watch

Spring: Go to bed bitch I'm tired

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Dream: you love me, right, George?

George: Normally I'd say no

George: So, no.

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Gnosh: If I have a kid Imma name her Anarchy and call her Anna so people would be like "Oh what's your name short for, Annabelle?" and bloody proud I can interrupt and say "nah she's Anarchy"

Kuro: Right, so I'm definitely not having kids

(Despite saying that they had twins)

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*Milu happily squeaking in the other room*

Dale: What is that about-?

Zander: Probably something to do with plu-

Milu: MOM DALE HOLY HECCLES NOKS SAID THEY LOVE ME

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Milu: Topie is probably the best dad I could have. He started panicking at 2am when he couldnt find me to say goodnight, so he kinda made the guards looks for me

Milu: I mean I was hiding under my bed cuddling my big plush, I couldnt get him out from under there qwq;;

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Gnosh: Call back to a few months ago when I tried to marry my best friend

Krida: Did Kuro not say yes-?

Gnosh: Pfft, who said it was Ku?? Dawn said I was too fuckin' drunk, asshole >:c

Dawn: I said I'll think about it????

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I'm tired I need to sleep-

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