My will to live is gone
Yea, it's currently almost midnight but I'm making an incorrect quote chapter because why not?
Also 69 chapters ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
lilspacebirb get your gay ass in here
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If L.R. had phones
Zander receives a call from "Daddy"
Sever, completely joking: You still call your dad daddy? Cmon man
Zander:
Zander, dead staring at him: Oh hey there, Topie
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Bear: *taping a knife to a roomba*
Bear: Be free my child
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Gold: *holding Mellow above him, who's holding a lighter* HORNY WITH A LIGHTER WHAT CRIMES WILL HE COMMIT
Night: Arson
Trap: Welp that makes two of us I guess-
Blip:
Blip: Two?? ._.
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Milu: *hugs Dale* >w<
Dale: I didn't ask for this, these are unauthorized cuddles
Milu: ..Oh qnq *moves to leave*
Dale: I never said move don't leave please-
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Milu: Math is hard, Reading is hard, life is confusing literally everything is hard
Zander: Including existing
Duvet: Especially existing
Noka: Fuck existing–
Topaz, in the background: DO I COUNT?
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Nicole: Just a note for Krida;
Nicole: Look bitch, I could easily replace you with a stepladder, come fucking pet me or else
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Spring: I'm gonna mcfucking lose it if somebody asks me for a bigger dick size one more time
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Fennec: If somebody came up to you and said "Hey! I'm your dad's friend, I'm here to pick you up, hop in" how would you react?
Mellow: Bitch let me jack off in peace jfc—
Doodle: Umm.. .w.
Tare: Stop lying, Night doesn't have friends
Night: Bitch..
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Dusk: Honestly, fuck anybody that doesnt appreciate you
Dawn: That's..alot of sex, but if you insist
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If Gamma had kidnapped Ru and Val
Gamma: Aw cmonnnnn guys I just wanna play something, I haven't been able to in a while~! I haven't found anybody in a while~
Val: I'm not playing knife monopoly–
Gamma:
Gamma:
Gamma: Explain that to me and I'll let you go
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Krida: Did you have to stab her?
Dawn: Hey you werent there and you didnt hear what she said to me
Krida: ...What did she say?
Dawn: "Stay true to your ego and stab me, unless you're secretly a little bitch"
Dawn: She tried running; dont be a pussy, simple as that
Krida: Ok touche
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Kuro: You realize arson is a crime, right?
Gnosh: And where exactly did it say that?
Kuro: *pulls up the law*
Gnosh: I'm not readin' that—
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Night: I'm not mad
Day, already tearing up: Dont say it..
Night: I'm just dissapointed
Day, nearly sobbing: *disassembling the pillow fort*
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Henry: Why did you give Robin a knife?!
William: He felt unsafe
Henry: Wh- Now I feel unsafe!
William: Oh I'm sorry
William:
William: Want a knife too?
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Gnosh: She said Dawn was annoying!
Krida: So the most logical thing to do was burn our house down?!
Gnosh: Y E S
(Gnosh and Dawn having a bond moment)
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Blip: How do you know somebody is gay? .w.
Spring: You...ask..them?
Blip: FEN, how do you know if a guy is gay?
Fennec: He sneaks into the janitor's closet
Blip: Bear, Bear, how do you know if somebody's gay?
Bear: He commits arson, duh–
Blip: Daaaaaad! How can you tell if somebody's gay?
Glitch: His name's Trap.
Or, alternatively
Blip: Dad how can you tell who's gay?
Glitch: Does he live in a giant mansion with what feels like an entire China's population worth of animatronics?
Blip: ..Yes? .w.
Glitch: Then yeah he's gonna suck some dick
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Yarrow: Sometimes I say "hey beautiful" to my pet, and when Duvet comes around the corner she responds with something-
Yarrow: Yet I dont have the heart to tell her it wasnt for her
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(From here I'm gonna include dsmp)
Dream: I like to consider Sapnap and I chopsticks
Dream: If we get separated from cuddling the only thing we're good for is stabbing
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How Mivet canonically proposed
Milu: *casucally wearing Duvet's hoodie*
Duvet:
Duvet: Seriously, Mil? Stealing from me again?
Milu: Wha-?
Duvet: First my heart, then my clothes...what's next, my last name??
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Glitch: Go to bed you're tired, you've been locked up in your room for days
Blip: Me? Tired? Pfffft, of course not! Of course not me, I never get tired! I've got stuff to watch
Spring: Go to bed bitch I'm tired
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Dream: you love me, right, George?
George: Normally I'd say no
George: So, no.
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Gnosh: If I have a kid Imma name her Anarchy and call her Anna so people would be like "Oh what's your name short for, Annabelle?" and bloody proud I can interrupt and say "nah she's Anarchy"
Kuro: Right, so I'm definitely not having kids
(Despite saying that they had twins)
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*Milu happily squeaking in the other room*
Dale: What is that about-?
Zander: Probably something to do with plu-
Milu: MOM DALE HOLY HECCLES NOKS SAID THEY LOVE ME
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Milu: Topie is probably the best dad I could have. He started panicking at 2am when he couldnt find me to say goodnight, so he kinda made the guards looks for me
Milu: I mean I was hiding under my bed cuddling my big plush, I couldnt get him out from under there qwq;;
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Gnosh: Call back to a few months ago when I tried to marry my best friend
Krida: Did Kuro not say yes-?
Gnosh: Pfft, who said it was Ku?? Dawn said I was too fuckin' drunk, asshole >:c
Dawn: I said I'll think about it????
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I'm tired I need to sleep-
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