LiliandSnowC I dont care how many times I have to tag you in one of these chapters with your ocs I never ask permission for, BUT I AM GONNA PERFECT MILU BEING A DUMBASS IF IT'S THE LAST THING I DO AND YOU'RE GONNA GET TAGGED UNTIL I DO

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Milu: My brother said to me that I'd nneevvveeerrrr get a boyfriend since I'm nothing but a bitch who doesnt have a clue at what romance was and our mom should've just swallowed-- whichewwtf

Milu: But look at me now, fucker. I got myself 5 goddamn dads and two girlfriends!

Serein: I see myself more of a guardi-

Milu: T h a t' s a d a d s e r e i n

Serein: No, they're two different things.

Milu: A guardian is a caretaker. A parent is a caretaker.

Serein:

Serein: I'm not even gonna argue

Milu: Ha, bitch >:>

(Yes I know a guardian and parent are different)

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Milu: *breaks down bedroom door*

Milu: DUDE GEESE ARE JUST FEATHERED GRIAFFES WITH WINGS

Topaz: IT'S THREE IN THE MORNING--

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Milu: *casually grabs hairspray and a lighter*

Topaz: Milu wha t t h e f u c k a r e y o u d o i n g??

Milu: I SAW A SPIDER AND I'M NOT TAKING ANY CHANCES

Zander: SCREW THE GODDAMN HAIRSPRAY AND LIGHTER GRAB DALE

Milu: SCREW DALE BURN THE ENTIRE CASTLE DOWN

Dale:

Milu: Wut? Is this not enough, do I need to grab a flamethrower? Make a bonfire?? DESTORY THE ENTIRE WORLD JUST TO GET RID OF A SPIDER?? I NEED ANSWERS MAN

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Milu: Hey, dad. You can heal, right?

Topaz: Yea? What for?

Milu: I--

Milu: I may or may not of cut myself pretty badly on Nicole's scythe when I tried to pick it up.

Topaz: ...Really

Milu: How else was I suppose to slap her? She has quick reflexes, I couldnt slap her upfront

Topaz: So..what'd you do?

Milu: Accidently knock her unconsious by hitting her upside the head with her own scythe front behind

Topaz: I'm not even mad. But cmon, it's a slap, Mils.

Milu: Yea, I know. I just forgot how what one was

Topaz: I would question you right now, but--

Milu: You just wanna fuck Zander?

Topaz: I was gonna say you need to get healed...

Topaz: But that too

Milu: Iwasjoking

Topaz: I wasnt :>

Milu: ._.

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Milu: Dad asked if I had fun wondering around since I've never gotten a chance to

Dale: ...Ok?

Milu: I didnt know weither to say "Good" or "Okay" ...sssooo-

Dale: So what did you say?

Milu: Gay-

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Duvet: Topaz's entire knowledge of the english language consists of nothing but one thing; sex jokes

Milu: Sounds about right for him

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Milu: Oh shi- ZANDER

Zander: Hmm?

Milu: Topaz is the name of a gemstone, but also your husband. He's a fairy and has a gemstone..

Milu: ..Does that mean his gemstone is made out of Topaz gem?

Zander: I dunno if that's how it works

Milu: Nonononono hear me out! The gem comes in alot of colours, including yellow. Topaz's hair is blonde, plus he's a gold fairy so that makes his eyes yellow, his wings and gemstone yellow- oratleastthat- as well.

Zander: He's a gold Fairy

Milu: But it perfectly fits for his gemstone to be made outta the Topaz gemstone!! I know I'm not overcomplicating it!

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Milu:

Milu: It's Nokia :>

Noka: This is why I spend more time with Duvet.

Milu: :'>

(Off topic, but I was listening to this while writing this incorrect quote

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Ok I think that's enough Milu for today in incorrect quotes