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Milu: Bro

Sever: Hmm?

Milu: If we talking

Milu: and you respond with "and I oop-"

Milu: "and I sksksksksk"

Sever: Yeaa?

Milu: BRO-

Milu: I'M TAKING YOUR FUCKING HYDROFLASK AND SHOVING IT DOWN YOUR DAMN THROAT

Sever:

Sever: Andd?

Milu: Shut the fuck up-

Sever:

Milu: WHAT DOES THOSE WORDS EVEN MEAN??

(I can see Sever trolling Milu by saying those-)

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Milu: Your bed is just a shelf for your body when you're not using it...-

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Duvet: *wearing Zander's prince outfit*

Milu: Babe..yanno that's my mom's, right?

Duvet: I can feel myself getting gayer, shush-

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Milu: Alright- You see the letters A, G, H, I, R, S, and T? Right?

Zander: Yea

Milu: What word can be made from those?

Zander:

Zander:

Zander: U h-

Zander:

Zander:

Zander: I dunno quq;;;

Milu: Bruh-

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Aylin: Why is so everyone so obsessed with Top and Bottom? I'd be happy with a bunk bed!

Milu:

Noka:

Duvet: I'm gonna tell her-

Athena: Dont you fucking dare.

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Villain Autumn: What's a king without his queen?

Zander: Historically, better.

Villain Autumn: What's Juliet without her Romeo?

Zander: um ALIVE-

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Duvet: Dont you think this is crazy?

Milu: Hmm?

Duvet: I cant stop silently being anxious lately

Milu: *slowly turns red* Wh..why..?

Noka: Hey, Topaz. There's a spider nea-

Topaz: NOT TODAY S A T A N

Topaz: *yeets himself out window*

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Somebody: So what's it like dating Caramel?

Hayden: Well I asked him for a glass of water while he was mad at me

Hayden: He brought me a glass of ice and said "wait"

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Zander: Dale's too tall for me to be able to kiss him sometimes, what do I do-

Nicole: Punch him in the stomach. Then kiss him if he doubles over in pain

Noka: Tackle him

Duvet, joking: Dump him

Milu: Kick him in the shin..?

Dale, in the background:

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Yan: How does Milu and Sever usually get out of these messes?

Topaz: They dont, they just cause a bigger problem that cancels out the first one-

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Aylin: *learning English*

Aylin: What's a friend with benfits?

Milu: A...a um...A very special type of friends

Aylin: Like us?

Milu: *chokes on water*

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Milu: Why did they lock us in this room together?!

Duvet, hiding the key in her shirt: Dunno

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Milu: Hey, do you think I could fit fifteen marshmallows into my mouth?

Noka: ..You're a hazard to society

Zander: And a coward. Do twenty

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Duvet: It's really muggy outside-

Nicole: I swear to your life if all the cups are outside I'm gonna beat your ass

Duvet: *slowly drinks coffee from a plate*

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Milu: I hate when people ask "what's the stupidest thing you've done"

Milu: Awfully bold of you to assume I've reached peak dumbass

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Hiro: I didnt get that drunk!!

Mitch: You were flirting with your boyfriend

Hiro: So what? He's my boyfriend!

Mitch: Hiro, you asked if he was single...

Mitch: Then cried when he said he wasnt

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Topaz: You think it's ok to come here, insult a child, and threaten her life?!

Nicole: Would you be suprised if I said yes?

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Dou: What's the first thing you notice when a guy approaches you?

Nicole: The audacity.

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Nicole: *a bitchy killer who doesnt care about anything*

Dou: *exists*

Nicole: Gimme that one-- I W A N T T H A T O N E

(OR I made another version of it!)

Topaz: *probably existing normally*

Milu: *mentions how she needs parents once*

Topaz: Say no more-

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Zander and Milu: *asleep while cuddling*

Duvet, clinging to Topaz: rUde-

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Milu: Mom, why was Dad sleeping ontop of the fridge?

Zander: Waht?

Topaz: I saw a spider...but it dissapeared and I didnt wanna take risks-

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Altera: Girls kiss eachother on the lips all the time

Altera: But I suck my homie's dick ONE TIME and I'm gay

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Zander: I...cant tell if this is real or not. Sure hope it is-

Topaz: Wanna fight and see if it's true? :>

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Milu: I wanna dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-