lilspacebirb :>

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Altera: What's 8 x 16?

Athena: Fish.

Altera: ...Close enough–

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Milu on drugs PT.1

Noka: Ok, so. Milu went up to Topaz and randomly blurted out "aig a 'bhonn"

Noka: I....

Noka: I have never seen this man look so confused, terrified, and gay at the same time

(aig a 'bhonn means bottom— I wanted to do dick in scottish but..yanno there was no translation for it qq)

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Milu, cuddling between Duvet and Athena: It's not gay if I'm weaking socks ùvú

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Milu, still cuddling between Duvet and Athena, but this time Xia stole her socks: OH— fuck, there goes my socks...

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Serein: Sometimes I have to sit down and wonder what made me love Sever..

Noka: Well what did he do?

Serein:

Serein: He chased Milu around for almost an hour all because she interrupted his joke—

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Shi: There's times where I love you guys...

Shi: But also times where I wanna strangle ya'll with a sock.

Add: We..we're literally the same person..?

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Zander: Hhhhh am g a y—

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Esplion: Dipshit.

Gamma: Wh–

Esplion: Can I call you dipshit.

Gamma: No..? qq

Esplion: Well this aint sexual stuff so fuck consent. Dipshit.

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Novella: Have you ever been accidently stabbed with a pencil?

Ximena: No-??

Novella:

Novella:

Novella: Well I would ask would you like to, but that'd be on purpose—

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Milu on drugs PT.2

Noka: I was trying to go to sleep when suddenly, at three thirty in the morning I heard Milu scream "God has left me" as basically the top of her lungs

Noka: When I asked her what the hell that was for the next morning, she said she hit her hip on the edge of the kitchen island

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Alphabet with OCs (screw getting OCs correct -<-)

Altera: aAAAa you fucking dick!!

Moon: Bloody hell I hate you all—

Corana: Caleb you fucking poptart.

Dawn: Dont die or I'll stab you-

Shi: Elias choke on a dick of hatred.

Milu: Friggin hell I need coffee—

Esplion: God is...dead. He's dead. More dead than mom's virginity.

Pascal: Hellllo and goodbye dont ever wanna do that shit again

Gamma: It's my turn to take a shower with the toaster!!!

Zander: Jesus is g a y—

Duvet: KOBY I'M GONNA JUMP OFF THE CLIFF OF INNOCENCE AND INTO THE PIT OF DIRTY MINDEDNESS—

Noka: Let me rethink my choices of partners already—

Snow: My will to live left me faster than my liking for straight ships—

Add: NOT TODAY S A T A N—

Xia: Oooooooooh fuck—

Lils: Panic! About..socializing qvq

Maple: Quick, say something cute!!

Yarrow: Raid the fridge, I'll distract him!

Athena: Socks make good nooses—

Kuro: The tribe has spoken. Sein, fuck you.

Topaz: Uh, Mils? Can you not try to summon satan at three in the morning thanks—

Zander: Very gayfoward of you to say that—

Caleb: WHAT THE FUCK, YOU CLOSESTED GAY?!

Clover: Xands! Where's Flo-- ..Sorry Zands I thought you were Xands—

Vacro: YOU'RE NOT A DICK SUCKER HOLUP—

Micah: Zander'socuteeeeeee—

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Pascal: I'm fucking begging you to stop.

Beta: *deepthroating a banana*

Dawn: I'm begging you to do that with something else~

Beta: *chOkes*

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Athena: Tera I will strangle you with my socks if you touch my food again.

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Nicole, after Krida called her wolfy: I love you but shut the fuck up you fucking dumbass bitch.

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Krida: Why are you so goddamn smOL

Nicole: I'm not fuCKING SMALL—

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Serein: Milu stop mixing coffee with energy drinks, Topaz is gonna kill you

Milu: Not if I kill myself first!

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Shi: Say yeet one more time and I wont hesitate to yeet your throat out.

Add: S....shi who ate the last bag of popcorn...?

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Noka: What did you do to Sever. He's been curled up in the corner giggling like a dumbass while muttering "meenage nutant neetle teetles" for the last thirty minutes and you're the only one dumb enough to say something like that

Milu: I...all I did was exist near him?

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Shi: Add, please. N e v e r try to spell condescending again without autocorrect

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Gamma: Stab wound? You mean a n o t h e r p l a c e t o s t o r e a k n i f e?

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Pascal: I swear if Nicole duct-taped Beta to a pole then put one too many bags of fluff on him.

Nicole, holding a bag of fluff: Uuuuhhhhhhhhhhhh—

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Noka: Ok so we have bitches and bastards. But what about a non-binary friendly alternative?

Acacina: Bistards :>

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Zander: On a gay scale one to ten I cant be described ùvú

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Nicole: Beta do you e v e r sleep?

Beta: Pfft– Fuck sleep~!

Dawn: I'll fuck you~

Beta: I— q/////////q

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Shi: Imma go eat-

Add: Kay..?

Not even 10 minutes later

Shi: Done, back to sl–

Add: Waitwaitwaitwait, what did you eat and how did you so quickly?

Shi:

Shi: It's called sacrificing your mouth to the noodle gods and being willing to burn your mouth until it's numb

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