Everyone gay
lilspacebirb still not many, but some quq
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Glaxs: And are your parents the same species you are?
Milu: Yep!
Glaxs: May I see them? I'm curious about your mother, I've heard you talking about her alot
Milu:
Milu:
Milu: *gay panic*
Milu: He-- He um..- sucks alot of dick..like he most likely needs it to live at this point
Glaxs: He?
Glaxs:
Glaxs, realizing: Understandable.
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If the Aerlima and L.R. villains lived together PT1
Everyone except Corana: *doing basically nothing*
Corana: *breaks down front door*
Corana: WHO IN LIVING HELL WANTS TO BE FEED THEIR FUCKING PULVERIZED KNEECAPS
Acacina: The hell happened?
Pascal: Beta killed her cat.
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Milu: Daaddddd! Cmon, just atleast hug her for a spilt second!
Topaz: Ew-
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Duvet: Put a hand on your chest, whaddya feel?
Milu: q////////q
Duvet: Oh shit sorry babe-
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If all the Aerlima and L.R. villains lived together PT2
Beta: Hey~! Whaddya want?
Corana: I wanna fucking die.
Beta: Thaaat
Beta: Can be arranged~
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Noka: I probably need a glass of water right now-
Acacina: H2O?
Sever: Fishes house?
Zander: Beach liquid?
Milu: O c e a n s a u c e?
Noka: Nevermind I think I can wait...
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Corie: If rubbing alcohol fixes outside pain, drinking alcohol fixes inside pain.
Mitch: So does that mean I should start drinking my pain away?
Hiro, on the couch: qnq
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Milu: *full of scratches and cuts*
Duvet: Babe what the hell happend?!
Milu: I just wanted to hug some bunnies-
Dale: Those were raccoons.
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Nicole: one more sksksksk and I'll sksksksk-skin you.
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Exorsist: Hello I'm here to get rid of the demon you called me about
Milu: I didnt call an exorsist?
Corana: I did, get me fucking out of here
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Milu: Want me to prove A-Z's a top?
Noka: I dont think I even kn-
Milu: Shush.
Milu: Topaz's name has "top" in it, right?
Noka: Yea..?
Milu: The remaining letters if you take out t-o-p are A and Z
Milu: Put t-o-p and A and Z together, ya got Topaz. Take them apart you got top AZ
Milu: A-Z's a top
(I dunno how the hell I came up with that-)
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Nicole: I hate doing this; buuut when I was small-
Topaz: *trying to hold back laughing*
Nicole: What.
Topaz: Pfft- "Was"
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Nicole: I was called?
Milu: No...?-
Zander: *hisses in protective mother*
Nicole:
Nicole:
Nicole: Is this a gay thing I'm too straight to understand-?
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Acacina: All-
Acacina: ALL THIS FUCKING FOOD, A L L T H I S F U C K I N G F O O D, AND YET I'M STILL A VIRGIN
Acacina: HOL'UP- NOW ALL THESE FUCKING SWEETS AND I AINT BEING DEEPTHROATED OR DEEPTHROATING ANYBODY
Altera: What the hell happened-?
Milu: *shrugs*
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Xia: Hey, Duv!
Duvet: Hmm?
Xia: Why has your sister been on the floor for 15 minutes or so?
Duvet: Wait waht?
Dou, flustered: NICOLE FUCKING G I G G L E D
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Nicole: I'm not a bitch..I just wasnt taught to polietly pretend to be nice to people I cant stand
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Milu: Not to brag or anything..but I dont need to be drunk or tired to make bad life decisons
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