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Everyone gay

lilspacebirb still not many, but some quq

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Glaxs: And are your parents the same species you are?

Milu: Yep!

Glaxs: May I see them? I'm curious about your mother, I've heard you talking about her alot

Milu:

Milu:

Milu: *gay panic*

Milu: He-- He um..- sucks alot of dick..like he most likely needs it to live at this point

Glaxs: He?

Glaxs:

Glaxs, realizing: Understandable.

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If the Aerlima and L.R. villains lived together PT1

Everyone except Corana: *doing basically nothing*

Corana: *breaks down front door*

Corana: WHO IN LIVING HELL WANTS TO BE FEED THEIR FUCKING PULVERIZED KNEECAPS

Acacina: The hell happened?

Pascal: Beta killed her cat.

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Milu: Daaddddd! Cmon, just atleast hug her for a spilt second!

Topaz: Ew-

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Duvet: Put a hand on your chest, whaddya feel?

Milu: q////////q

Duvet: Oh shit sorry babe-

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If all the Aerlima and L.R. villains lived together PT2

Beta: Hey~! Whaddya want?

Corana: I wanna fucking die.

Beta: Thaaat

Beta: Can be arranged~

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Noka: I probably need a glass of water right now-

Acacina: H2O?

Sever: Fishes house?

Zander: Beach liquid?

Milu: O c e a n s a u c e?

Noka: Nevermind I think I can wait...

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Corie: If rubbing alcohol fixes outside pain, drinking alcohol fixes inside pain.

Mitch: So does that mean I should start drinking my pain away?

Hiro, on the couch: qnq

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Milu: *full of scratches and cuts*

Duvet: Babe what the hell happend?!

Milu: I just wanted to hug some bunnies-

Dale: Those were raccoons.

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Nicole: one more sksksksk and I'll sksksksk-skin you.

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Exorsist: Hello I'm here to get rid of the demon you called me about

Milu: I didnt call an exorsist?

Corana: I did, get me fucking out of here

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Milu: Want me to prove A-Z's a top?

Noka: I dont think I even kn-

Milu: Shush.

Milu: Topaz's name has "top" in it, right?

Noka: Yea..?

Milu: The remaining letters if you take out t-o-p are A and Z

Milu: Put t-o-p and A and Z together, ya got Topaz. Take them apart you got top AZ

Milu: A-Z's a top

(I dunno how the hell I came up with that-)

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Nicole: I hate doing this; buuut when I was small-

Topaz: *trying to hold back laughing*

Nicole: What.

Topaz: Pfft- "Was"

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Nicole: I was called?

Milu: No...?-

Zander: *hisses in protective mother*

Nicole:

Nicole:

Nicole: Is this a gay thing I'm too straight to understand-?

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Acacina: All-

Acacina: ALL THIS FUCKING FOOD, A L L T H I S F U C K I N G F O O D, AND YET I'M STILL A VIRGIN

Acacina: HOL'UP- NOW ALL THESE FUCKING SWEETS AND I AINT BEING DEEPTHROATED OR DEEPTHROATING ANYBODY

Altera: What the hell happened-?

Milu: *shrugs*

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Xia: Hey, Duv!

Duvet: Hmm?

Xia: Why has your sister been on the floor for 15 minutes or so?

Duvet: Wait waht?

Dou, flustered: NICOLE FUCKING G I G G L E D

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Nicole: I'm not a bitch..I just wasnt taught to polietly pretend to be nice to people I cant stand

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Milu: Not to brag or anything..but I dont need to be drunk or tired to make bad life decisons

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