LiliandSnowC I remembered about Llamas with Hats, then how well it fit Milu and Beta..so here's the first one!

I dunno if it'd fit Pascal more..but screw it I'm using Beta anyways

¤~<~¤

Milu: Beta! There's a dead person in the house!

Beta: Oh- Heey-- How did he get here?

Milu: Betttttttaaaaa! What did you do?!

Beta: Me?- D-uh- I didnt do this.

Milu: Explain what happened, Beta!

Beta: I've never seen it before in my life-

Milu: Why did you kill this person?!

Beta: I dont kill people. That is-- That is my least favorite thing to do.

Milu: Tell me, BeTa, what exactly you were doing before I got here?

Beta: Alright, well;

Beta: I-I was upstairs

Milu: Okay

Beta: I was uh- I was in my room

Milu: Yees?

Beta: Reading a book

Milu: Go onn..

Beta: And..this guy walked in

Milu: Okaaay..?

Beta: So I went up to him

Milu: Yes?

Beta: And I-..I stabbed him 37 times in the chest!

Milu:

Beta:

Milu:

Milu: Beeetttttttta! That kills people!

Beta: Oh, o-ohh..oh wow, I didnt know that

Milu: How could you not know that?!

Beta: Yea I'm in the wrong here. Iiii suck.

Milu: What happened to his hands?

Beta: Hmm?

Milu: His hands. Why-

Milu: Why are they missing?

Beta: Oh, well I might've cook them up

Beta:

Beta: And ate them

Milu:

Milu:

Milu:

Milu: Bbbbeeetttttaaaaaa

Beta: Well I--I was hungry, and yanno when you crave hands that's-

Milu: Why on earth would you do that?!

Beta: I was hungry for hands! Give me a break

Milu: Betttttttttttttttttttttttttttaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Beta: My stomach was making the rumblies-

Milu: Beta!

Beta: That only hands would satify

Milu: What is wrong with you, Beta?!

Beta: Well I kill people and eat hands, that's--that's two things~!