lilspacebirb Here's some mostly Data family incorrect quotes! :>

The title is accurate-

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Gamma: Look.

Gamma: Somebody had to be the dissapointment of the family and the gay one who lost his virginity at 15.

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Kalea: Has anybody ever told you they love you?

Esplion: Does family count-?

Kalea: Of course!

Esplion: Then no-

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Beta: Gam's at the age where he can only think about one thing—

Dawn: Getting fucked?

Beta: Killing

Beta:

Beta: And..probably that as well–

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(This is how I see they decided to have Gamma- Joking obviously)

Dawn: Baaaabe!

Beta: Yes~?

Dawn: I dont care if it's stupid or gonna be a mess, I just want a child with you–

Beta:

Beta: Y-you hate society, yet you wanna add another person to it? ///

Dawn: Yep, something like that‐

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Gamma: I have an idea~!

Esplion: Is it a good idea?

Gamma: N-..not really-;;;

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Esplion: Mom. You need a hobby

Beta: I have one~!

Esplion:

Esplion: *annoyed sigh*

Esplion: SUCKING DICK ISNT A HOBBY

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Dawn: Welp, we're screwed-

Beta: Hey, babe, no. You friggin say that in a positive tone!

Gamma, in a cheery voice: We're all screwed~!

Beta: There we go— WaitGamno–

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Kalea: Omikron's the cutest of the family!

Favea: Yea, too bad they're a total psycho.

Omi, happily hugging a plush cat covered in blood: Wha-?

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Gamma: FRIGGIN HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE

Gamma: *throwing water bottles at Esp*

Beta: Woahwoahwoahwoah the hecc is happening?????

Dawn: He's trying to yell mental health and well being into us

Gamma: I FRIGGIN LOVE YOU ALL—

Beta: Well...it's working qUq

Esplion: I'MGETTINGMURDEREDBYWATER—

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Kalea: Gam! Whaddya wanna do?

Gamma: Chain somebody down to a rusty pole and slowly degut them~!

Esplion: Leave somebody to bleed out in the middle of a forest with their body steaked to the gound by a shit ton of sticks

Kalea: I-i me-meant a fun f-family activity...

Gamma: That would be fun~!