Aight who the fuck got them drunk again?
lilspacebirb There's a few in here for you, not many but still some quq
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Nicole, blankly: Do you ever just wanna go absolutely apeshit and destroy everything in your path?
Milu:
Milu: N...
Milu:
Milu: *confused crying* No...?
Nicole: You fuckin' dissapointment-
(Cue crazy Dadpaz silently plotting a murder)
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Milu: What's it like being over 6ft? Is it nice? Can you comfortabily reach the cupboards?
Yan, curled in a ball: We live in a constant state of fear for the short ones who will climb four chairs, two boxes, a small coffee table, and six oddly placed stools to get what they want. We dont fuck with the short ones.
Acacino: Story time!! Before Noks got her growth spurt in middle school she was about 4'7 and I once put my hand the way in the air and asked her for a high five after she learned how to summon her crystal.
Acacino: She ended up just climbing up my side like a dang ladder with zero hesitation just to give a high five before jumping off and walking away, proud with herself.
Acacino: I may or may not have used this multiple times just to get my sister to cling to my side. She's 5'8 now
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Glaxs: Alllllright, imagine if you got a box full of everything you lost throughout your life. We'll go from there.
Zander: Oh wow, my virginity!
Milu, sprawled out on the floor: My will to live! Didnt know I had one of those--
Duvet: I knew I lost my potiential somewhere-
Serein, silently: Can I please have my wallet back?
A-Z: It would be nice to get the time of my life back when I didnt have a crazy lady after me
Beta, faking suprise: My mental stability~!
Glaxs: Could you all please lighten up a bit?
Nicole, reaching over and grabbing a lamp: I got it--
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Athena: Why are you shirtless? Did Iris steal your hoodie?
Altera: No, it got hot wo-
Athena: Enough explaining. So how was your first time masturbating?
(Yan, concerned "Wh...waht?")
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Nicole: *somehow chokes eating something*
Zander: amateur
Nicole: What.
Zander, deepthroating a popsicle: AMATUER
(Zander's back at it deepthroatin' popsicles cause ZaNdEr-)
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Milu, awake at 3AM: Ok..but icecubes are badass. They float around in a pool of their own blood
Dale:
Dale: I am literally begging you to go to sleep.
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Milu: sprawled out on the floor: If I was trapped in a room full of explosions and the only way out was to go into my parent's room..I'd rather die
Sever: How the hell would you even get in that situation??
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Shi: *buryed under all the clothes in their closet*
Shi: People've asked me "why dont you just wear glasses if you're blind as shit"
Shi: And..well my answer is simple;
Shi: SO I DONT HAVE TO FUCKING SEE ADD CRYING OVER A DAMN ANIME
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Milu: I brought you nice, hot cup of coffee!
Nicole:
Nicole: This isnt even hot.
Milu: Nice cup of coffee!
Nicole: It tastes horrible.
Milu: Cup of coffee!
Nicole: I'm pretty sure this even coffee.
Milu: C u p
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Milu: Hey guys, I need your help
Topaz: Sex jokes help?
Zander: Legal help?
Sever: Emotional help?
Nicole: Help moving a body?
Everyone else:
Nicole, taking a sip of her tea: What?
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Nala, after hurting himself: Friccfriccfriccfriccfriccfricc!
Shae, softly crying: Please, just say fuck
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