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Aight who the fuck got them drunk again?

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Nicole, blankly: Do you ever just wanna go absolutely apeshit and destroy everything  in your path?

Milu:

Milu: N...

Milu:

Milu: *confused crying* No...?

Nicole: You fuckin' dissapointment-

(Cue crazy Dadpaz silently plotting a murder)

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Milu: What's it like being over 6ft? Is it nice? Can you comfortabily reach the cupboards?

Yan, curled in a ball: We live in a constant state of fear for the short ones who will climb four chairs, two boxes, a small coffee table, and six oddly placed stools to get what they want. We dont fuck with the short ones.

Acacino: Story time!! Before Noks got her growth spurt in middle school she was about 4'7 and I once put my hand the way in the air and asked her for a high five after she learned how to summon her crystal.

Acacino: She ended up just climbing up my side like a dang ladder with zero hesitation just to give a high five before jumping off and walking away, proud with herself.

Acacino: I may or may not have used this multiple times just to get my sister to cling to my side. She's 5'8 now

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Glaxs: Alllllright, imagine if you got a box full of everything you lost throughout your life. We'll go from there.

Zander: Oh wow, my virginity!

Milu, sprawled out on the floor: My will to live! Didnt know I had one of those--

Duvet: I knew I lost my potiential somewhere-

Serein, silently: Can I please have my wallet back?

A-Z: It would be nice to get the time of my life back when I didnt have a crazy lady after me

Beta, faking suprise: My mental stability~!

Glaxs: Could you all please lighten up a bit?

Nicole, reaching over and grabbing a lamp: I got it--

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Athena: Why are you shirtless? Did Iris steal your hoodie?

Altera: No, it got hot wo-

Athena: Enough explaining. So how was your first time masturbating?

(Yan, concerned "Wh...waht?")

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Nicole: *somehow chokes eating something*

Zander: amateur

Nicole: What.

Zander, deepthroating a popsicle: AMATUER

(Zander's back at it deepthroatin' popsicles cause ZaNdEr-)

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Milu, awake at 3AM: Ok..but icecubes are badass. They float around in a pool of their own blood

Dale:

Dale: I am literally begging you to go to sleep.

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Milu: sprawled out on the floor: If I was trapped in a room full of explosions and the only way out was to go into my parent's room..I'd rather die

Sever: How the hell would you even get in that situation??

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Shi: *buryed under all the clothes in their closet*

Shi: People've asked me "why dont you just wear glasses if you're blind as shit"

Shi: And..well my answer is simple;

Shi: SO I DONT HAVE TO FUCKING SEE ADD CRYING OVER A DAMN ANIME

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Milu: I brought you nice, hot cup of coffee!

Nicole:

Nicole: This isnt even hot.

Milu: Nice cup of coffee!

Nicole: It tastes horrible.

Milu: Cup of coffee!

Nicole: I'm pretty sure this even coffee.

Milu: C u p

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Milu: Hey guys, I need your help

Topaz: Sex jokes help?

Zander: Legal help?

Sever: Emotional help?

Nicole: Help moving a body?

Everyone else:

Nicole, taking a sip of her tea: What?

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Nala, after hurting himself: Friccfriccfriccfriccfriccfricc!

Shae, softly crying: Please, just say fuck

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