Lucifer: I brought a new notebook and have no idea what to put in it. Suggestions?

Mammon: put spaghetti in it

Lucifer: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone except you.

Beel: put spaghetti in it

Lucifer: I am currently taking suggestions for everyone except you two.

Satan: put spaghetti in it

Lucifer: I am no longer taking suggestions.