Sakura: Hey, what's wrong with Naruto and Sasuke?

Kakashi: oh, they've had a fight.

Sakura: Huh? about what?

Kakashi: Sasuke said the cookie is the best part of the Oreo.

Sakura: ...

Kakashi: I know, it's pretty childish-

Sakura: I can't believe Sasuke is such a fake bitch!

Kakashi: ...