Kakashi, 27 years old, barging into heaven after a week of dragging Naruto to his first doctor's appointment, getting called into Iruka's office and begging him not to expel Naruto over The Incident with the worm dissection, having to physically sit on the brat's chest to force feed him vegetables, having to use his ninja hounds to chase him around the world to get him to take a shower, all while also working on being a functional adult with his own career as a ninja: hey Minato where the FUCK is my child support money you BITCH