Naruto: Maybe I die. Moonwalking accident. And then you go and marry Hinata. It makes me sad. But if she's gonna be with somebody, I'd like it to be you.

Sakura: weird, but sweet

Naruto: only, I didn't really die. I was faking it. And I come back and spy on you from my red Corvette. And I'm planning to kick your ass, but I see how happy you make her. And I have to walk away. I have to. And I do. Slowly. In a rainstorm.

Sakura: thank you?

Naruto: but as time goes by it eats away at me. You're out living with my wife. And I'm alone, in a cave. Training.

Sakura: um

Naruto: I thought you were my friend... I THOUGHT YOU WERE MY FRIEND