Sai, writing in his diary: Day 1. I'm stuck with this team, on a mission to find a terrorist, surrounded by creatures of all sorts of species, like of which I've never seen before. After an hour of thorough investigation, I have concluded that-

Naruto, to the tune of Final Countdown: IT'S A MENTAL BREAKDOWN

Sakura: [off-key kazoo]

Sai: ...

Sai: -there is no intelligent life here