Shisui: And when someone tries you, what do you say?

Sasuke, age 6: I think the fuck not you trick ass bitch

Itachi: No

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Itachi: have you seen Kisame?

Deidara: kisame? Oh yeah, 6'0", weird haircut, cries when you call him bitch-baby?

Itachi: that's him

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Am i doing this again? absolutely I am

I have no excuse I just think these are funny wjsjsjsj

BEFORE WE GET STARTED: AYO- NONE OF THESE ARE MINE :)))) They ALL belong to other geniuses, absolute Renaissance artists of comedy. Just making sure everyone knows that none are mine, bc ik some people get confused. The Naruto franchise is ALSO not mine. luckily. bc I would've screwed it up eight times by now :0

I, lowly servant of previously mentioned Renaissance artists, am simply relaying these to you in a form in which I've substituted the original people with the chaotic dumbasses you all like to call 'Naruto Characters'. you are all WELCOME to use these for your own purposes, as they are INCORRECT QUOTES, and don't BELONG TO ME. By all means, take some, use them for different fandoms. This is a rather huge collection of incorrect quotes, so by all means, help yourselves ssjsjs

If someone does one of these for Supernatural pLEASE hit me up bc i'M DESPERATE for non depressing content

once again, I delegate my best friend maddy, peanut1964 to carry on with updating this in the event of my demise. If I don't die, expect ten updates every day, as I did last time. I'm going to be doing a couple chapters with 2 quotes per update, so basically you guys get a two for the price of one, quia ego decrivit. This book was finished before I published this chapter, so I have a solid 200 chapters of incorrect quotes in here rn

meaning that I've officially written... 600? chapters of incorrect quotes

which is extremely depressing

but hey. enjoy these.

ever loving, your author