Naruto, to his kids: okay, so what's the first rule?

Little Hima and Boruto: Don't wake Dad up before 12 if you want to live.

Naruto: Second rule?

Little Boruto and Hima: if Aunt Sakura tells you no, go to Uncle Sasuke.

Sakura, shouting from a distance: wHAT ARE YOU TEACHING THEM????