Naruto: Hey Sakura, it's me Naruto, I got kidnapped again :(

Sakura: Again? How much do they want for you?

Naruto: $85

Sakura: hmm that seems pretty cheap

Sasuke: It's a good deal...

Sakura: Do we have to pay for shipping?

Naruto: *mumbles to his kidnappers*

Naruto: $25 for shipping

Sakura: See? That's where they get you.