Obito as Madara Uchiha: I declare war!

All of the other Kage, especially the Raikage: *angry*

Danzo: I just wanted you to know that you can't just say the word "war" and expect anything to happen.

Obito: I didn't say it, I declared it.

Later;

Obito to Sasuke: There's a war going on and you're going to have to pick a side.

Obito: I've always wanted to say that, I can't believe I wasted it on you