Sakura: You pretend you're edgy but you're just a closet cinnamon roll

Sasuke: Stop lying I am a cold hearted bitch

Sakura: Sure

Naruto: Sure

Kakashi: Sure

Sasuke, sobbing on a group call at four in the morning: There is literally no point to life at all if I can't wake up and know for sure that I have tomatoes in my fridge