Sakura, looking up at the roof, mildly concerned, but also interested because her teammates are dramatic dumb bitches but she loves them: Sasuke, what's wrong?

Sasuke, getting ready to jump off: Everything's wrong. The stress of my life and trauma of my past has caused me to go into a depression

Naruto: Isn't that just a fancy word for feeling bummed out?

Sasuke: Naruto you ignorant slut