Shinsou: I have cat-like reflexes.

Midoriya: Prove it.

Shinsou: *Sees a cat*

Shinsou, instantly: I like that cat.

Mic: You are not allowed to cry infront of Aizawa. Ever.

Class 1-A: Oh it must be because weakness isn't logical or something.

One week later

Someone in class 1-A: *Cries*

Aizawa, kicking down the door: I am adopting this sad child RIGHT NOW.

*Air horn sound*

*Sceond air horn sound*

Ash: This isn't deodorant.

Drew: I'm not gonna swim there, I'll drown!

Gary: Calm down, it's barely a meter and a half.

Drew: NOT ALL OF US ARE TALL!

Bakusquad: *starts jumping of a bridge*

Mina: Oh my god... mom... it's happening...