John, wearing an apron and towel over his shoulder: Joseph!

Faith, also wearing an apron: Joseph, you're home!

Joseph: What-

Deputy, wiping down the kitchen counter: Honey, I cleaned the house for you!

John, opening the oven: I made dinner, darling!

Faith: We missed you!

Deputy: Welcome home!

Joseph: Guys, please...

Joseph: This is an Ikea. We're going to get kicked out.