Me and cousin: *playing cuphead*

Cousin: So...heard your writing a cuphead quote scenario book.

Me: yup.

Cousin: *pauses* can I request something?

Me: sure. Spill it.

Cousin: Do the suck my balls meme.

Me: okay. Who will be the characters?

Cousin: *tells me who the characters are*

Me: Okayyyy there's a number of problems with that and the first is that why would I do a quote about my virtual bae being told to suck my least favorite cuphead boss's balls?

Cousin: ...Remember how I have that nsfw cuphead blog on tumblr?

Me: No and why?

Cousin: Because reasons. Well, if you don't do that quote soon, I will draw an actual nsfw picture of your precious kahl sucking beppi's balls.

Me: One, he's not mine, he's mdhr's. Two, FUCK YOU. *middle finger*

Cousin: I will do it. *troll face* And then I would say it was requested by partymangle and everyone will hate you and call you a bitch fangirl.

Me: fiiiiinnnnneeeeee. I'm not gonna like it though.

Cousin: heh.

(That's why I wrote "suck mah balls.". To avoid some major shit.)