Victor: Hey Princess, I'm at the supermarket. Do you need anything?

Sang: Let me check.

Sang: Yup, could you pick me up a box of tampons? I'm fresh out.

Victor: Umm.. don't you think that's something that would be better suited for you to do? Or the doc?

Sang: Well, I would've if my period didn't start this morning.

Sang: I thought I had enough.

Sang: Besides, you're already there. Just grab a box on your way to the check out.

Victor: Ok.

Victor: Any particular kind?

Sang: Unscented.

Victor: Umm Princess? Could you be a little more specific?

Victor: There's like a million different kinds.

Sang: Doesn't matter, just grab one.

Victor: But there are so many different brands!

Victor: Which kind do you prefer?

Sang: Victor, it really doesn't matter.

Sang: They all work the same way.

Victor: Google says Tampax sports is good for females who are active.

Victor: You do run around with Luke and Gabe a lot.

Sang: Victor, sweetheart. For the love of all that is holy, just grab a box and come home.

Victor: Ok.

**Two hours later**

"Victor! Why is the bathroom closet filled with tampons!?"