You already know 

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Cheesy: Since we're in a relationship now, your clothes are my clothes too. Don't ask me why I have your shirt on, this is our shirt.

Trophy: Fine, but when I come strutting in with your fuzzy socks I don't want to hear shit.

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Cheesy: We have a problem.

Trophy: No, YOU have a problem. I have an idiot who keeps making them.

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Cheesy: I fell—

Trophy: From heaven?

Cheesy: No, I literally fell—

Trophy: In love with me the moment you saw me?

Cheesy: MY ARM IS BROKEN!

Trophy: Okay, but do you think I'm pretty? Be honest.

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Trophy: Ugh, crushes are so dumb.

Cheesy: I know. Whenever I'm near the person I like I just start acting stupid.

Trophy: But you're always acting stupid?

Cheesy: ...

Cheesy: Yeah, don't think about that too hard.

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Cheesy, sweating: Trophy, there's something I need to ask you-

Trophy: Finally! You're proposing!

Cheesy: How'd you know?

Trophy: Cheesy, you've dropped the ring five times during dinner.

Trophy: I even picked it up once.

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*Trophy is crying after a breakup*

Cheesy: There there, Trophy.

Trophy, still crying: Thanks, but how did you get into my room?

Cheesy: Great question—

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Cheesy: Are you alright?

Trophy: Short answer or long answer?

Cheesy: Short?

Trophy: No.

Cheesy: Long?

Trophy: Nooooooo.

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Cheesy: Hey guys, what are your favorite kinds of pudding?

Trophy: Pudding deez nuts in your mouth? Is that what you were about to say? Do you gain joy from tricking your innocent cohorts? What if I actually wanted to tell you about my favorite pudding?

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Trophy: I've only had Cheesy for a day and a half but if anything happened to them I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.

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Cheesy: You know, you were right.

Trophy: About what specifically? Because I'm right about a lot of things.

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Cheesy, to Trophy: If you can ever manage to get over yourself, I would highly recommend being me.

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Trophy: Start talking!

Cheesy: Well, I-

Trophy: Shut up!

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Cheesy: Relationships should be 50/50. Trophy cooks me dinner while I sit on the kitchen counter looking pretty.

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Cheesy: Okay, but what if we went to dinner not as friends this time?

Trophy: AS ENEMIES?!

Cheesy:

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Trophy walking into the kitchen and seeing all their limes peeled: Cheesy, I love you but, what the h-e-double FUCK.

Cheesy, sipping hot chocolate  happily: I love you too :)

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Cheesy: This date is boring!

Trophy: This isn't a date. I said I was going to the store.

Cheesy: Then why did you invite me?

Trophy: I didnt, I specifically said "don't come with me," then you said, "fuck you Trophy I'll do whatever I want!

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Cheesy: You have to apologize to them Trophy.

Trophy: Fine! But I must warn you that this might make me a better, nicer person and that is NOT the person you fell in love with!

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Cheesy: Trophy is playing hard to get.

Cheesy: Little do they know, I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of.

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That's it for now my lovely goobers :)

Buh bye!