Lightbulb: May 27th, 2021… well it was a tuesday so that’s pretty big… WAIT! THEY WERE RIGHT! IT WAS NATIONAL GRAPE POPCILE DAY! DAMNIT! I MISSED IT!

OJ after getting no sleep for the past three weeks: Are you crazy? Yes, are you crazy? Yes, are you crazy? Yes, are you crazy? Yes, are you crazy? Yes, are you crazy?

Mic to Taco: Stop. Stop putting lemons in your eyes… i’m gonna cry-

Lightbulb: AND I OOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

MePhone in S2 EP14: I may not be perfect but I do have one thing going for me… I’m gonna die pretty soon

Me holding MePhone: Huh… I feel… really calm now.. *starts holding MePhone closer to my face as if we are about to kiss* no… not until we finish the craft

Lightbulb: Can you pass me some of those cHaCoLeTes?
Paintbrush: Oh yeah sure, but first let me get some of those SaUsEs

Taco: Hey can I rip open your stomach and pull out your kidneys?