A lot of these were inspired by RYANcomedy and ones later are inspired by Danny Gonzalez

Test Tube: It’s going down, I’m yelling education, girls deserve to learn
Paintbrush: The world’s on fire
Lightbulb: Whales are choking on Snapple bottle caps
Fan: CLIMATE CHANGEEEEE

Fan: From the top, make it drop, that’s a worship and prayer, we accept any religion, even Scientology!
Test Tube, running past the camera: WELCOME TO THE SEA ORG

OJ, playing the piano to MePhone (NOT A SHIP I ACTUALLY HATE OJ x MEPHONE DON’T KILL ME FOR HATING IT BUT IT MAKES NO SENSE): And I’m sorry, my silly band business, tried to sue you! ‘Cause, you stole my, milk at recess, and it was the special oat kind from Whole Foods… I’m lactose intolerant~

Test Tube: I came in like a math assignment~
Fan: Do your homework kids so you don’t end up on the side of the road, selling your spleen for income
Test Tube: That wasn't in the lyrics-
Fan: It felt vital

Test Tube: Why you always in a mood? Have you gone to a therapist?
Fan: There’s no shame in getting help
Paintbrush: My mom has OCD
Fan: My dad is bipolar
Lightbulb: And my ferret has anxiety

MePhone: Kidz Bop 377, only available at the gift shop section at Craker Barrel, right beside the knock-off Taylor Swift album, Taylor Slow

Lightbulb: They say Build-A-Bear, you don’t have to pick and chose, there so many flavors~

Lightbulb: Is it too late to say sorry? That I’m really bad at origami… it’s the… United Kingdom flag…

Fan: I’m really gonna miss Montana…
MePhone: You live in Ohio…!
Fan: Shut up

Later

Fan: Thank you, Chicago!
MePhone: YOU LIVE IN OHIO!
Fan:... Shut up-

OJ: With Lounty, I can clean up any messes like applesauce-
MePhone, holding paper towels: O R A N G E J U I C E

Salt: Question? Is there a Golden Globes award for ‘Best Commercial Actor’? Because' uhm *Point at herself* haha

Lightbulb: This straw in my throat, isn’t so rad

Mic: *Taco vocalizing* THE BUTTERFLY FLY BABY FLY FLY BABY, MOTH, IT’S A MOTH BABY OOOOOOH~

Marshmallow: Hi, Apple, right? How would you like to come over to my sleepover? My house is haunted~ I once was sleepwalking down the stairs, I heard a whisper saying “Don’t go into the light”... I died for three minutes

Test Tube: TONIGHT, WE GIVE OURSELVES TO THE SEA ORG! … Also Liv and Maddie… love that show

Fan: This menu looks divine! Or as the Spanish people say, E-Encanto..!
Test Tube, blushing: No, they don't-

Test Tube: And what did he steal?
Fan, leaning in: A kiss

Literally everybody: Are you having another depressing episode?
MePhone: Depressing episode? This is a depressing series only on season one

Baseball: You can do it, Balloon!
Nickel: But if you can't, at least your death will be quick, painless, and really cool to watch

Test Tube: Ha! Don't you know the trapper's trap can trap the trapper?... I must be losing it, I'm quoting Lightbulb

Fan: We’re playing Scrabble. It’s a nightmare.
Paintbrush: Scrabble? Scrabble’s great.
Fan: Not when you’re playing with Test Tube, it’s not. She puts words like “ephemeral” and I put “dog.”

Paintbrush: Tomorrow's garbage day
Silver Spoon: I can't believe they made a whole day dedicated to you!

Test Tube: Fan! Fan! *High-pitched voice* Fan! … I dunno if you like high-pitched voices or not, ha, couldn't find that info on your Facebook! Haha

Random one with me :3
Me: *Presenting to the class* OH- T-THAT'S A PICTURE OF MY HUSBAND *image of MePhone* D-DON'T JUDGE- HE IS ELECTRIFYING AND CHARMING-

Lightbulb: I can’t feel my brain when I’m with you, because I have a concussion, from falling of a kayak and hitting my head on a turtle~ Yeahhhh~

Taco: Put your hand in mine, you know that I want to be with you all the time, now give me all your money or I’ll break your spine~

Fan: Dude he doesn’t see it! Make a wallet sound!
Paintbrush: WALLET
Lightbulb: Dude, that's not the sound a wallet makes!
Paintbrush: Oh so can you-
Lightbulb: *Coin noises**
Paintbrush: Oh-
Test Tube: *Sighs*

Lightbulb:--- Louder than that time I laughed during The Titanic when that woman randomly yelled “KELP!” As if she could see to the bottom of the ocean
Paintbrush: She said, help
Lightbulb: Oh-

Knife: Mic, can you PLEASE turn down your music!?
Microphone: I’M A PROFESSIONAL DJ… Well, I play music off Spotify in my living room… BUT I HAVE A BLUETOOTH SPEAKER-

Fan: *Gasp* FLOUNKER!
Test Tube: Don’t you mean Flounder?
Fan: We don’t have the rights

Paintbrush: And she began trying to pee out of her forehead

A COUPLE OF DAYS AGO
Lightbulb: It’s not… working!

PRESENT
Paintbrush: Until I reminded her that mermaids DO NOT have blowholes-