Nightshade nods, "Right, right. So, why are you being so mean to her?"

I shrug, "Why not?"

Leafeon stares at me, "You're one strange Primarina."

"What's that supposed to mean?"

She places a paw on her chin and looks up at the sky, "Primarina are usually really sweet and caring...you're caring...ish but you're not that sweet. You get annoyed easily."

She smiles and wags her tail excitedly, "Do you need anger management?"

Nightshade bursts out laughing and I frown, "No. I don't need anger management."

"You should invest in it." Ducidueye teases.

I shake my head, "Not now. Why is she here?"

Ducidueye frowns, "You haven't seen her in forever! It's a happy family/ friend reunion!"

He holds his wings out as a Salazzle peeks her head out, "I even brought Violet with me!"
 
She walks over to us and smiles.
Nightshade trembles with happiness, "Violet!! I've missed you!! This totally makes up for not being able to travel!"

Siren smiles gently at me, "Long time no see, sis. How have you been? You've evolved that's a good thing!"

I frown at her, "Don't talk to me like that."

Her blue eyes flash with hurt, "We haven't seen each other in forever."

I turn away from her, "Doesn't change a thing."

Nightshade slaps me, "Moana! Be nice to her!

I groan and take Nightshade over to Rudy and Hapu, but not even a second later she's back with a pink flower, "Hey! Wear this! It'll really make you look like Moana!"

Oh my Arceus!
What's with her and Moana!?

I roll my eyes but let her put the flower in my hair anyways.
Maybe she'll leave me alone.

Siren smiles at me, "It's so pretty! You look beautiful!"

Have you ever wanted to strangle someone to get them to stop speaking?
I want to.
Right now.

I glare at her again and suddenly feel myself being lifted up into the air.

It's Po and Incineroar.

Po is holding me up while Incineroar looks at me disappointedly, "I see you're still being mean to Siren."

I shrug, "Per usual."

He rolls his eyes then winks at Po, "Set her down, Po. Make sure it hurts."

Po slams me into the ground and just walks away, no sorry, no nothing.
Who better to help me than..Larry.

"Oh! Poor Isa! Are you hurt? My beauty will heal you."

I scowl and spray him with some water.

He runs away screaming, "My beauty!"

Pichu watches him run away.
She shrugs, picks up a sippy cup and slowly walks after him.

Siren waddles over to me, "Let me help you."

I push her away, "I don't need your help."

She backs away and Ducidueye and Incineroar stand beside her, giving me scolding looks.

"Five years and you're still being a jerk," Incineroar states, crossing his arms.

"There's no rule saying I can't be mean to my sister."
 
Ducidueye sighs, "You could at least try to be nicer."

Violet walks over to me, "Who's older? You or Siren?"

"Me." I say, "But does that really matter?"

If I want to be the mean older sister, let me be the mean older sister.
I don't think it's a crime.

Nightshade climbs up on her shoulder and whispers something in her ear.

Violet nods and walks away, taking Leafeon with her.

"What did you say to her?" I ask.

"Noneya business." She helps me up then taps her foot on the ground, "You're a really bad sister, you know that?"

I roll my eyes, "Sure. Whatever. Think want you want."

I hear a loud scream coming from the room Miracle is in and see Hau running down to Kukui's Lab, with Leafeon jetting after him, leaving a very sad Violet.

"What just happened?" Siren asks.

Peanut walks over to us and taps me on the shoulder, "Who is the Primarina?"

I sigh, "My sister."

Siren waves sweetly at him and he smiles, "I like her. She's sweet."

UGH.
Kill me.

Rudy trots over, "Is this the sister you we're telling me about?"

"Yeah."

He nods, "Well anyways, why was Hau screaming?"

"Hau is always getting excited about something." Incineroar says calmly, "Nothing new."

Ducidueye watches them, "I don't know. He dragged Lillie back here. Wasn't she going to eat lunch or something? He even got that edgy kid to follow him."

I look with Ducidueye and see Hau dragging Lillie and Kukui with him, while Gladion looks somewhat happy about something.

Speaking of happy, Lillie is smiling. She hasn't smiled ever since that while Lusamine thing.

"Did Miracle wake up?" I ask turning to Ducidueye.

He keeps his eyes on them, "Probably. Kukui said Lillie will probably be feeling better when Miracle feels better. I haven't seen her smile that big since she got Snowball."

Siren glaces at me, "This reminds me of the time when we all first met."

I turn to her, "Shut up."

"ISABELLE!" Everyone shouts.

"What!?"
 
Nightshade picks me up, "That's it. We're going to get to the root of your unjustified hatred."

She drops me without warning, "Wait. Let's go see what everyone is so happy about."
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As it turns out, Miracle did wake up, and nearly died because Lillie is literally suffocating her!

I can tell buy the pained squeaking noises; kinda sounds like a mouse being stepped on and dying a slow and painful death.

I'm the new edgelord now.
Step up your game, Gladion.

"Lillie! You're hurting me!" Miracle squeaks.

Lillie stops hugging her and steps back, "Sorry! Sorry!"

Hau jumps up on a nearby dresser and swings his legs, "Ahh! Now we can finally go back to our island challenges!"

"But Lusamine is still in that other world," Gladion says. "We have to bring her back. Just because Miracle woke up doesn't mean we can all go traveling half way across the region."

"Do what?" Miracle says groggily, "I don't remember what happened..." She trails off and closes her eyes.

Lillie frowns, "What just happened?"

Snowball sneezes, "Maybe she gave up."

Rudy glares at her, "I'm gonna step on you."

She chuckles nervously and pats his muzzle, "I was just making sure you could hear me."

Remember Chase?
Well, he's here, too.
Causing trouble.
 
Chase peeks over the bed, his eyes glinting with mischief, "Annie. Get the stabilizer."

Annie.
I remember her!
She still has her blonde pigtails and her little pink dress, only this time there's a light blue ribbon around her waist.

She sets Larry on the bed and they slowly rise up.

Chase raises his arm in the air, "Thunderbo-"

Lillie picks Larry up, "No! We don't have to do that!"

Larry starts spazzing out, "She's going to ruin my fur! Help me!"

Lillie sets him down and he runs to Peaches, who looks really upset that he's there.

Chase watches him leave then starts whining, "Aww, c'mon! Lillie, please?"

Kukui smiles, "How badly could it go?"

Lillie stares at him, flabbergasted.

Is he...high?
Probably.
I'm sure he gets that question a lot.

He chuckles and pats Lillie's head, "I'm just kidding with you, Lillie!"

Lillie frowns, "That wasn't very funny."

Miracle groans, "So loud. You're louder than-" She shoots up and grabs her head in pain, "Owowowow!"

Chase scrambles up on the bed and starts shaking her, "Stop being such a baby! We have work to do!"

Annie pulls him down and starts scolding him like she's his mother, "Chase you're so annoying! She still needs to rest!"

They continue to bicker until Po breaks it up.
With a Karate Chop.
To the head.
   
Chase whimpers and rubs his head, "That wasn't very nice."
 
Shaking the sick person wasn't very nice either.

Po shrugs and carries the bad children outside.

Miracle decides that this would be a great time to go back to sleep.
How she could sleep with those two arguing is beyond me.

But now, it's back outside with Siren.

Please kill me.
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Nightshade jumps up on the stage and claps her hands together, "Moana here has some problems. My job is to-"

"My name is actually Isabelle."
 
She glaces at me, "Moana needs my help."

I groan and Leafeon chuckles.

"So, I have enlisted the help of none other than....myself. And Leafeon."
 
Leafeon raises her paw. "So what're we gonna do?"

She thinks, "The best way to settle differences is by battle."
 
"But Primarina sing," Siren says, "At least our family does."

"What would you know about our family?" I mumble.

Nightshade's tail becomes consumed in flames, "You keep talking like that and I will not hesitate to use Sludge Bomb."

I take a deep breath, "Fine. I'll stop."

She smiles, "Great! If that's what your family tradition is then who am I to take it away?"

Siren's eyes glitter with delight, "Yay!"

Ugh!

I raise my flipper, "Can I pass? I don't really like to sing."

Leafeon gasps, "What!? But, but, you're a Primarina! They love to sing!"

I shrug, "We all have out hobbies."

"Yours is being a jerk," Nightshade says with a smirk, "And to answer your question, no, you can't pass...Moana!"

After being yelled at again for not being a good sport, I decide that I don't want to deal with everyone and sneak away down to Hau'oli Beach.

I take a deep breath before slipping into the water.

Primarina Island, here I come.
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The island looks so beautiful under Alola's setting sun.

The green leaves are tipped with gold and one Exeggutor is enjoying every second of the warm sun.

I take a step forward.

"Hey, Moana! How's it going?"

I jump and look up to see Nightshade, Leafeon, and Violet hanging from said Exeggutor.

"Nyah!" Leafeon says flicking her paw.

I look behind me, "What! How did you get here?"

"We followed you, duh!" Nightshade says, "We just asked Honey to help us."
 
Leafeon waves at a black female Charizard wearing blue feather on her wing.

"No problem!" She roars, You still owe me something though!"

Nightshade shrugs, "How about when that Mudsdale race comes up?"

Honey nods, "You'd better be there."

She flies away, leaving me to deal with these two love birds.

Nightshade jumps down and holds out her arms, "It's alright, Holly! Jump down, I'll catch you!

I tilt my head, "Holly? Who is that?"

"It's my nickname for her. Like how I call you Moana."

Leafeon looks down and shakes her bottom in the air, "I'm gonna go now!"

She jumps down and lands in Nightshade's arms.

She licks Nightshade's face and she blushes, "You didn't have to do that. Especially when Moana is here."

I shrug.
I don't really care, just as long as they go away.

Leafeon jumps out of her arms and points her tail to the underbrush, "Then we'll go somewhere else, she can talk to Siren."

I shake my head, "No! I'm not talking to her! You're not leaving me all alone with her!"

Nightshade scoops Leafeon up, "Well Holly and I are a couple. We need some talking time. Alone. Alola!"

She waves goodbye at Violet, who is going to go collect some sea shells or something, then dashes off through the underbrush.

"Don't forget who made you a couple in the first place!" I shout in vain.

This is what I wanted in the first place.
 
"Isabelle." Sirens quiet voice says.

Great.

I take a deep breath, "What?"

"We need to talk. About...what's happened."

I scowl, "There's nothing to talk about."

I turn away from her and waddle to a far away cave.

This is where I used to spend my days before meeting Rowlet and Litten.

Siren chases after me, "Wait! You can run away from me forever!"

I whip around and she stumbles, "Watch me."

We climb up to the cave and walk inside.

Siren takes a deep breath, "I hate it here."

"Then leave. I'm not asking you to stay."

Please leave.
It'd bring me so much joy.

I waddle forward and she sticks close to me, her blue eyes glow in the darkness, "Why did you always stay up here anyways?"

"Because nobody bothers me. Like you."

We step out into the light and down is a small inhabited area of the island.

It's inhabitants are Popplio, Brionne, and Primarina.

"They're all still here." Siren breathes.

I look down at all the happy Pokémon and sigh.

Siren points at a male Primarina,
"He's still here too!"

Sitting on the hill made of gems and pretty shells, is a Primarina with gold hair and pink accessories.

My father.
Maui.

Siren smiles, "Isn't this great Isa?!"

I shrug, "Not really."

Maui looks up at us, "Siren? Uilani? Is that really you?"
(Pronounced O-i-lani).

Ugh, I hate that name.
Moana is so much better.
Not that I like Moana.

Siren waves at him and I groan as all eyes turn to us.

It's quiet until everyone starts asking questions.

"Is that Uilani? I thought she said she was never gonna come back."

"They evolved!"

"They're all grown up!"

"Where have they been all of these years!?"

Maui flicks his tail for silence, "They can tell us their stories." He nods at us and Siren runs down to him.

I reluctantly follow.

You know those family reunions with family members you don't like?

This is that family reunion.
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I am the next Alexander Hamilton. I have been writing non-stop! I have no internet so I've got nothing better to do! Also I want to add something about Isa. You know how most Primarina have blue eyes?
Well Isa's are hazel.

After edit: I'm pretty sure most Primarina have pink eyes...well, in this universe they don't, I guess.
Also, I'm kinda over Hamilton now... DEH is the next big thing.