
Chapter 3: We Are Leaving In Five
Author's Note: In this chapter, Deadpool's boxes are introduced. Yellow is in bold and White is in italics. Enjoy!
Starfire had finally found Batman. Yet, he was also getting ready.
"The Batman?" Star asked.
"Yes?"
"Want to play the truth or the dare?"
"Sorry Star, we can't, we need to go get ready, we are leaving in five." Batman explained. Starfire, now saddened about the fact they can't play truth or dare, went to go tell Peter they were leaving.
Meanwhile, Deadpool was suiting up and contemplating her life choices.
"What are these feelings?"
"They are called love, idiot,"
"I can't love Batman,"
"You say that now, but by the last chapter you guys are going to be kissing,"
Deadpool groaned as the boxes argued. She was denying her feelings towards the man in black. She finally finished getting suited up and she put her katanas away. She took a deep breath in, and sighed. She was ready to face the famous Joker.
"Hey Deadpool you ready?" Spider-Man called.
"Yup!" She yelled back she caught with the group. They started walking in a superhero style. Batman unlocked the Batmobile, everyone jumped in. Deadpool riding shotgun, and Spider-Man and Starfire in the back.
"You ready Dea-"
"Call me Wanda," Deadpool interrupted Batman. He seemed taken back. Only hours before was she cussing at them about not being able to unalive someone, and now she was asking him to call her by her first name. Weird.
"Alright... Wanda, you ready?" Batman asked. She nodded. Starfire and Spider-Man were having a poking war in the backseat.
"As I'll ever be," She sighed. She looked out the window as she saw Gotham City fly by.
"So this is what Gotham looks like! I've never really been out of New York," Spider-Man commented.
"Oh! You should come visit my friends, the teen titans! You would get along great with friend Cyborg! Maybe friend Robin too!" Starfire smiled.
Spider-Man seemed to freeze at the mention of Robin's name. Batman smirked as he watched the two interact. They both obviously had a thing for eachother. Yet the other was oblivious.
"Well, well, well, why isn't it Batsy and his group of misfits!" An annoying female voice laughed.
"Puddin, calm down now! We will fight them eventually!"
"That'll be too long!" A robotic voice laughed.
"All in due time my friends," A male voice laughed.
"You've got to be kidding me!! I didn't sign up for this!!! Deadpool groaned.
"Why, isn't it the little miss freak up, don't you have some missions to due, or some cancer to fight right now?"
"But isn't that why she is the way she is?"
"She is just a mistake!"
That made Deadpool snap. She went from relaxed, to annoyed, to pissed.
"You know who was actually the real mistakes here? All of you!" Deadpool seethed. She jumped out of the car and grabbed her katanas.
"Ultron and Loki, you both have Daddy issues, Harley Quinn, Joker, you make me look sane! Let's see, I have two swords, and 1,2,3.... 16 bullets! Because I forget the bag again! So, let's all count the down!" She snapped. Batman was in a trance as he watched the scene before him.
Deadpool walked straight towards Ultron. She grabbed one of her katanas and swung it down on his arm. The Joker came up behind Deadpool and tried to stab her with a knife. Deadpool blocked with her sword.
"Don't just stand there! Help!" Deadpool shouted. Batman left the trance and jumped into action with Spider-Man and Starfire. They were attacking Loki and Harley Quinn.
The Joker grabbed a gun and shot at Deadpool. The bullet found its mark on her shoulder. Batman watched as blood dropped from the wound. The Joker fired again. Deadpool dodged this time. She started to slice at him with both katanas.
"Batman, get Ultron, I got looney bin over her!" Deadpool smirked. The Joker pulled out another knife. He threw it at Deadpool, she dodged.
"Aw, your too cute! I almost don't want to hurt you!" Harley laughed at Starfire.
"I am the great Loki! You will bow down to-" Loki was cut off with a gun shot and then a bullet in his shoulder.
"We heard that line in the first Avengers movie! We all know how the turned out!" Deadpool laughed.
"True!"
"What's with all three forth wall breaks?"
"It wouldn't be a Deadpool fanfiction without them!"
Batman looked at Deadpool like she was crazy.
"Avengers movie? Forth wall? What the heck are those?" Batman asked.
"Stuff!" Deadpool giggled. The fighting went on for awhile. Spider-Man and Starfire had gotten Loki and Harley wrapped up in webbing. Now, it was up to Deadpool and Batman to finish the Joker.
They were at the top of a building. Just the three of them.
"Batman, Deadpool, why don't you join me? We could make a great team!" The Joker suggested.
"Ya know, I may be crazy, and being good may not be my thing, but I sure as heck won't join you!" Deadpool snapped.
"Suit yourself!" The Joker laughed as he quickly drew his gun and fired at Deadpool. Everything went in slow motion as the bullet flew towards Deadpool's head.
Batman forgot everything about her healing as he shoved her out of the way. They both ended up on the ground. Batman on top of Deadpool. Underneath both their masks. They were blushing.
"Awww!!! The ship I must sail!" Starfire exclaimed, she then started to chant. "Batman's got a crush, Batman's got a crush!"
Both Deadpool and Batman jumped up. Blushing even more now.
"Aw, wasn't that cute!" The Joker laugh. Spider-Man Came up behind him and shoved him off the side of the building. But of course, being the mad man he was, he had a parachute.
"Well... we dealt with him..." Deadpool shrugged. Still a bit flustered from the previous events. Batman nodded.
"That was the best thing the ever!" Starfire smiled as she came up behind the two. Everyone smiled at their hard work. The police soon showed up and took Harley away. Deadpool called her good pal, Black Widow, to come get Loki and Ultron.
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