Wannabe,
Why can't you let me be?
I have no time for imposters,
Even if you are me...

With your fake Louis Vuitton purse,
Or the one with the counterfeit Prada label...
Your Dollar Store teeth bleaching kit,
Or your hair color that's done at your kitchen table.

Why can't you just accept it, and be your lowly self?
You'll never be me...
You haven't the wealth!

Now don't be sad, depressed, or run and hide -
I've only told you,
What you've always known inside...

That you're not anything special;
Not even a diamond in the rough.
I know it's hard to accept...
Your life has been tough enough.