me: *befriends person*

me @ brain: don't fall for them

brain: why not

me: becAUSE

brain: that's not a reason i'm desperate for attention okay? okay let's go

me: no don't you're not desperate

brain: yes let's you may not be but i am

me: fuck no don't don't-

brain: *goes into overdrive*

me: ...well there goes my sanity