(A/N) I wanted you two to get on your first date but our guys need to get a job first before they could actually ask you out, right? I mean, this is the real world after all. And I don't wanna crush their egos by letting you pay the bill, right?

Tobirama: Damn it, Gin.

Hashirama: How are you going to legalize this, Gin-chan? I mean, we don't have any legal documents we could present when we stepped through the 4th wall. We're going to need IDs, a birth certificate, and------

Madara: Will killing humans count as a job?

Gin: Hashi, calm down. Tobi, I need you to trust me on this one. And Mada, you're not killing anyone unless you want to spend the rest of your life in jail and you'll never see (Y/n)-chan again.

Madara: pff. Like I would let any motherfuckers put me in jail.

Hashirama: *heavy breathing, tries to calm down* okay okay okay

Tobirama: Give me a good reason to trust you in this.

Gin: Leave it to me guys. Now go make your resume and I'll check it before you actually go job hunting.

Madara: what the fuck is a resume?

Tobirama: Yeah what the fuck is that?

Gin: *facepalm* I forgot about the fact that you don't know that. Here's a sample *shows a sample of resume* don’t forget to put your best pic on it. Gosh, this is such a drag---

(I made the following myself)

Hashirama's Resume

Tobirama's Resume

Madara's Resume

Gin: *almost dies because of the facepalm* your resume’s are ridiculous----

Tobirama: I only wrote what is true

Gin: ----and outrageous!

Madara: Ugh, who the fuck cares? I could get any job using my Sharingan.

Gin: Madara, you little fuck, why the heck are you shirtless on your photo?! Are you going to apply at a stripper club?! *nosebleeds*

Madara: You told us to put our best pic on it!

Gin: Yes but at least put a decent one at that! *more nosebleed*

Madara: You should’ve been more specific.

Gin: If I was the employer I’d probably hire Hashirama only.

Hashirama: Yes! Thank you, Gin!

Gin: That is if the applicants are just the three of you.

Hashirama: *gets depressed*

Gin: I’m editing this and leave the legal documents to me. Damn it, this is such a drag.

Tobirama: I still don’t trust you.

Gin: My. Dear. Tobirama. I. Don’t. Care.

Tobirama: tch

Gin: Question for you guys! If you were a boss of a company and the three (Hashi, Mada, Tobi) are going to apply for a job, who would you guys hire?

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