That Chat-Fic Chapter Because I'm Obsessed
I'm fucking in love with ChatFics and the pic on top. It's my boys. But really I can't stop writing ChatFics.
Names-
Goodest Boy- Jonathan
DipShit 1- Joseph
🅱olphin Fucker- Jotaro
SunnyD- Josuke
The Voice Of Reason- Giorno
Ur Mom Gae- Jolyne
BugBite- Johnny
4 Balls Looking Ass- Jo2uke/Gappy
~~My Dysfunctional Family :)~~
Ur Mom Gae: I'm hungry
🅱olphin Fucker: Sucks to be you
🅱olphin Fucker: Jolyne I swear if you keep changing my name
Ur Mom Gae: What it's true!
Goodest Boy: Jolyne if our hungry there are leftovers in the fridge
DipShit 1: Wait no! Those are mine!
🅱olphin Fucker: They've been in the fridge for weeks
4 Balls Looking Ass: Are you talking about pasta in the fridge?
4 Balls Looking Ass: Cause I saw Johnny eating it
BugBite: Josuke you snitch!
SunnyD: What did I snitch on?
SunnyD: Oh you mean Jo2uke
4 Balls Looking Ass: Are we still call me Jo2uke?
Ur Mom Gae: Yes
DipShit 1: Yes
🅱olphin Fucker: Yes
SunnyD: Yes
Goodest Boy: Its less confusing
4 Balls Looking Ass: But I'm older than you
SunnyD: Ok... And?
4 Balls Looking Ass: And I have a girlfriend!
Ur Mom Gae: I find that hard to believe!
BugBite: Yeah even I don't believe that
4 Balls Looking Ass: It's true!
SunnyD: Then add her to the chat
4 Balls Looking Ass: Fine!
4 Balls Looking Ass: Hold on let me just warn her
4 Balls Looking Ass added Yasuho Hirose to "~~My Dysfunctional Family :)~~"
4 Balls Looking Ass: There happy?!
Ur Mom Gae: Not quite
SunnyD: Hi other Josuke's girlfriend!!
Yasuho Hirose: Hi other Josuke!!
SunnyD: I like her
🅱olphin Fucker: Just a reminder, Johnnys sitting here mad salty
Yasuho Hirose: Why?
BugBite: I am not salty!
🅱olphin Fucker: Bullshit.
BugBite: I'm just mad you didn't tell me you had a girlfriend sooner
4 Balls Looking Ass: I tried!
Ur Mom Gae: Didn't you get engaged without telling us?
Goodest Boy: You didn't even tell us you were gay
BugBite: Well it was obvious
SunnyD: Tru
Yasuho Hirose: Your Gappy's brother right?
BugBite: Sadly yes,
4 Balls Looking Ass: Hey!
Yasuho Hirose: Yeah, why is your name bug bite?
BugBite: It's a long story
🅱olphin Fucker: No it's not
🅱olphin Fucker: You have a bug bite fetish
BugBite: SHUT THE FUCK UP
4 Balls Looking Ass: Yasuho I think you should go
Yasuho Hirose: Yeah I think so
Yasuho Hirose left "~~My Dysfunctional Family :)~~"
SunnyD: I like her
4 Balls Looking Ass: Yeah me too
The Voice Of Reason: Makes me wonder why she chose you
4 Balls Looking Ass: Because her only other option was Joshu
Ur Mom Gae: Understood
BugBite changed their name to Johnny :)
Ur Mom Gae changed Johnny :) to Can't Throw It Back
Can't Throw It Back: Fuck you
Ur Mom Gae: I'd fuck me too :)
Can't Throw It Back: ANYWAYS
Can't Throw It Back: Since we're adding our significant others can I add Gyro?
DipShit1: No.
Ur Mom Gae: No.
🅱olphin Fucker: No.
Goodest Boy: Of course!
DipShit1: But this is a FAMILY group chat!
Can't Throw It Back: Yeah and he's going to be apart of the family :(
Ur Mom Gae: Then why isn't Erina in this chat
🅱olphin Fucker: Because Jona's too much of a pussy to propose
SunnyD: Bro COME ON
SunnyD: ITS BEEN 3 YEARS
Ur Mom Gae: AND I WANT A SISTER
Goodest Boy: See about that...
Ur Mom Gae: DID YOU PROPOSES?!?
Goodest Boy: Not yet?
DipShit1: Bro we already have the ring don't WORRY
🅱olphin Fucker: We have this all planned out
The Voice Of Reason: Your wedding will be outside
Ur Mom Gae: Color scheme will be blue and white
SunnyD: Did we agree on whether or not Jona will be wearing a bow tie or not?
Ur Mom Gae: BOW TIE
🅱olphin Fucker: BOW TIES ARE THE SPAWN OF SATAN
Ur Mom Gae: YOU'RE THE SPAWN IF SATAN
4 Balls Looking Ass: WHY ARE WE SCREAMING
DipShit1: AHHHHHHHHH
SunnyD: REEEEEEEEEE
🅱olphin Fucker: Good I hate this family.
Can't Throw It Back: Dito
Ur Mom Gae: You love us don't lie :)
🅱olphin Fucker: I really don't
The Voice Of Reason: Lies.
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