Its literally just the chapter name :/

The next chapter will be out soon... I think... I hope... I pray...

Also, these headcanons only take place in this AU.

~~Joestars~~

Jonathan~

- Big softy

-Loves his family more than anything else

-Giorno is his secret favorite

-The only straight Jojo

-6'8

-Bro I can't think of any more

-Help

Joseph~

-Chaotic af

-Bi icon (He doesn't know it yet)

- 6'5 (Jotaro is 6'6 lol)

-Majoring in Piloting (Dear God)

-Met Ceasar in 3 grade when they kicked each other's ass over Pokemon vs. Yugioh

-Met Suzi when she first joined his 6th-grade science class as his Lab Partner

Jotaro~

-Straight A student

-One of his first words was fish

-Came out as Bi the week after he met Kakyoin

-Learning Japanese as a Hobby (And to impress Kak)

-On the Autism Spectrum

-Dio's least favorite brother

-Jolynes favorite to mess with

-Got a Duke scholarship

Josuke~

-Gay AS FUUUUCK

-Bonds with Yukako about hair stuff (I love their dynamic)

-Has established a... Bond? with Rohan after helping him with a Photography assignment

-The only male cheerleader at there school (You cannot tell me he's not a cheerleader)

-Shares a room with Jolyne and when Giorno was adopted they all shared

-Terrified of horror movies

Jolyne~

-Wants a little sister sooo bad

-Loves blasting music late at night to piss off Joot

-Will kick your ass for her friends

-Gets arrested a lot

-Favorite memory is, Joseph, Jotaro, Jo2uke, and her running away from the police.

- Loves horror movies

Johnny~

-Learning Italian for a present for Gyro

-Got kicked out and disowned George (The bitchy one) when he came out as gay (Moved in with Gyro afterward)

-Majored in Chemical Engineering and doing an extra year online

-Lucy is his Maternal cousin (I couldn't find a way to squeeze her in the story)

-When to college in New York where he met Gyro

-Lived in an apartment with Gyro, Diego, and Hot Pants (He considers those some of the best years of his life)

Jo2uke/Gappy~

-Johnnys half brother because George was hoeing around in Japan

-Studying Social Work in college

-Left George when he kicked out Johnny

-Also lives with Gyro

-Spends a lot of time at the Higashikada house

-Considers Joshu his best friend

-Has been dating Yasuho for 2 years

-Bonds with Jotaro about his love for starfish

~~Brandos~~

(Btw, were going with Diegos back story for both of them (Dario leaves, mom dies, eta.) But this time Dio was alive when Diego was almost killed.)

DIO~

-Went to live with the Joestars at age 12

-Used Vanilla Ice's car to kill Danny (Rip :()

-Moved out as soon as he turned 18

-Travels the world

-On one of the trips he got Giorno's mom pregnant

-Sends Giorno money every once in a while

-Is a massive asshole

Diego~

-6 years younger then Dio

-Met Johnny at a race (Instantly became "Bestfriends")

-Johnny connected the dots and figured out Diego was Dios brother

-Until Diego was 18, once a month the Joestars would fly to Diego and his mother's house in England to help them out (Cook, clean, eta)

-Diego was put in a foster home after his mom died when he was 14

-Majored in Archeology

-Works at a stable he's planning on buying

-Still very close to the Joestars

-Bisexual (Same dude)

Giorno~

-Youngest

-Straight A student

-Loves National Geographic

-Pansexual

-Dated Mista for a couple of months but it didn't work out

-Tries to be the first in the shower, fails miserably

Random Headcanons I Thought Of~

-Kars and Esidisi are Yukako's dads (YOU CANNOT TELL ME THERE NOT RELATED)

-Erina, Hot Pants, and Lucy are sisters

Maybe I'll do The Zeppelis next