Fuck what JiJi said. FUCK WHAT JIJI SAID!!

Jonathan POV

Today I took off work so I can go ring hunting for Erina. I quickly make dinner and Put Joseph in charge while I'm gone. That's probably a bad idea but I'm only going to be gone for an hour max.

"Joseph, if I get one call from anyone. I will take away your Xbox." I try my best to look threatening since I don't have a humanoid stand like Jotaro or Jolyne, to scare anyone with. But I guess it worked.

"Ok, fine! You don't have to take away my baby!" he put his hands in the air in a defensive position. I start to walk to my car.

"Jotaro, make sure they don't die."

"Gottcha."

"HEY! I'm the one in charge here!"

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I walk into the jewelers and head straight to the counter. "Hello, sir, what are you looking for today?"

"Hi, I'm looking for the engagement rings."

"Ok, sir, what's your price range?"

"What're the most extensive rings you have?"

She pulls out the tray and I begin looking. Once again I can't see Erina wearing any of these. "Do you have any light blue diamonds?" I ask since blue is one of her favorite colors.

"I believe so...?" she pulls out another tray. I look into it. Nothing catches my eye, until I see a small ring with a light blue diamond in the center, just like all the others, but this one was different. Unlike all the others it was surprisingly simple. There were 3 small diamonds on each side and a rose gold ring. It. Was. Perfect!

"How much is this one?" I point to the ring.

"3,145.10 Pounds."

I hand her my card. And look at the ring. Erina's going to love this! I hope...?

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Nobody POV

Meanwhile back at the house.

"JOLYNE, IM GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU!"

"What don't you like it?" she says snarky as she continues to run.

See, Jolyne was bored that day so she decided, like any sane person, to prank her older, hotheaded, brother Jotaro.

Jotaro was planning on playing DnD with "The Stardust Crusaders" AKA his friends. Jotaro got into the shower to get ready. Before he got in the shower Jolyne switched out his shampoo with temporary hair dye. (she's not that mean)

He's going to be so mad!

And that's how we got here. Jotaro chasing Jolyne around the house with purplish hair, Josuke hiding under the table, clearly scared, Giorno, the doing lord knows what, and Joseph is... somewhere? Once Jonathan left Joseph went to go hang out with Caesar and Smokey. Once he left it all went south, fast.

"Hey, guys how about we chil-"

"SHUT UP JOSUKE THIS ISN'T ABOUT YOU!"

"I think your hair is nice!" Jolyne was leaning on the bottom of the stairs, smirking.

"JOLYNE HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LEAVE THE HOUSE NOW?!"

"I don't know!" She ran up the stairs, up to her room, locked the door, and belly-flopped onto her bed. "He should be grateful. Magenta is Kakyoin's favorite color! Or is it red? I don't know!"

"Hey so, I don't think I'll be able to make it..."

"What?! Why not?! We need you to help kill the Unicorn!?" Kakyoin whined over the phone.

"Kill it yourself."

"Fiiiiiiinnee, but you don't get a cut from selling the horn!"

"Fair." Kakyoin hangs up the phone and Jotaro slouches down in his chair. Damnit, I was really looking forward to the game.

"JOLYNE DON"T THINK I FORGOT ABOUT YOU!"

"KISS. MY. ASS-" Jolyne was cut off by Jonathan opening the front door with a loud sigh. 

"This is what happens when I leave Joseph in charge..."