Growing up hurts. Zarkon, Sendak, and Elara know this for a fact. Zarkon is thirty six while Elara and Sendak are thirty four. Young but not really.

Right now everybody and the family was in the lounge room as the old people started yapping about how good the old days were. Elara was literally falling asleep next to Zarkon, her head would lean on his shoulder until she jolted, hearing the old people laugh.

She, Zarkon, and Sendak all started to reminisce about their teen years, however they all seem to remember the same thing at the same time.

Sixteen years ago-

The lounge room was packed, sort of. Lovebirds Zarkon, 20, and Elara, 18, sat of one couch with each other while Sendak, 18, sat on another with him and  parents. The adults were judging the teens in ways that were hilarious but embarrassing.

"You two really should think about having kits when you get older." Athena said to Zarkon and Elara, who shared a 'what the hell?' kind of look.

"Mother we've only been together for a year." Zarkon said.

"So what? Clearly you two are in love. Look how you're holding her right now, The woman is leaning on you!" Athena scoffed.

"It's a gesture of endearment that has nothing to do with the creation of kits. We're still young we've got plenty of time." Zarkon said in annoyance.

"Elara, Athena's right. He's a good man so you better spread yourself out." Helgara said.

"I'm leaving." Sendak said and bolted out of the room.

"This is ridiculous." Vorak muttered.

"Zarkon... Son... Bang her." Buloc said.

"Well..." Zarkon began.

"Please don't..." Elara pleaded, already knowing what he was gonna say.

"Remember when you all accompanied Zaedak to that meeting for a week straight a while ago?" Zarkon asked, receiving bids from them.

"Elara!?" Vorak gasped, putting the pieces together.

"I had a temporary roommate." Zarkon snickered as Elara went red and hid her face in her hands.

"This is not happening... It's a nightmare Elara, wake up!" She muttered into her hands.

"Oh gods! Elara, my darling girl! Were you in pain? Did you bleed? Bruise! Cry? Tear? Were you left unsatisfied?Tell me dearest! Tell mommy what happened!" Helgara pleaded.

"Oh my gods ENOUGH MOTHER PLEASE! I UNDERSTAND THAT YOU GAVE BIRTH TO ME BUT THIS IS RIDICULOUS!" Elara yelled, her mother going dead silent.

"You want answers when here go! It hurt a lot at first, I didn't bleed at all, I did bruise, I did cry, and no, I was very satisfied!" Elara snapped.

"The end!" Zarkon said and ran out of the room, Elara following to have a chat with him.

"Have fun!" Buloc shouted.

"Ignore that!" Vorak yelled as well.

Yikes, yikes, yikes....

Present time-

Suddenly growing up doesn't seem too bad. Intimacy is not anybody else's business except the duo. The elderly finally understand that and mind the business and when they hear something they know not to say anything.