(I think this is beautiful ok)

The Royal squad was gathered at a game show they all somewhat liked to watch and today they were the targets. They had to read mean comments. Yay. Up first was Zarkon and the mean comments targeted at him.

Zarkon: Alright, it can't be that bad.

"Emperors Zarkon is so fucking ugly. What did that woman ever see in him?"

Zarkon: I stand corrected. Can't stop now.

"Why are so many women jealous of Empress Elara, Zarkon looks like a moldy potato."

Zarkon: Did I hurt somebody before I came here? What is going on?

After Zarkon got his feelings destroyed, it was Alfor's turn.

Alfor: Thank heavens I look better than Zarkon.

"King Alfor looks like somebody who claps when the ship lands."

Alfor: Next...🥲

"King Alfor... What a cunt."

Alfor: Thank you for having me I'm done

Blaytz's turn hehe.

Blaytz: Alright bring it on nobody hates me.

"If I said it once, I've said it a 600 times, King Blaytz is still a pussy."

Blaytz: Gee thanks

"Have you ever noticed that King Blaytz looks like an blue roach?"

Blaytz: Excuse me?

Gyrgan's turn came around.

Gyrgan: I already regret this.

"Perhaps King Gyrgan is a kind person but he rules Rygnerath likes he's a big dumb hunk of shit."

Gyrgan: Do you want to try ruling a planet? Ungrateful bastard.

"I'd rather have a anger issue having reptile rule Rygnerath than a tree hugging buffalo."

Gyrgan: I'm out.

It's was no the ladies turn to read. Trigel was up first.

Trigel: Ah this one is pretty simple.

"Who the hell made her queen?"

Trigel: Oh I don't know... Maybe 6,000 years of royal bloodline. The audacity.

"The Dalterion Belt is probably suffering. Women suck."

Trigel: You're lucky I'm not Elara bitch.

Melenor has been dreading this moment.

Melenor: I have never heard of fly. If this hurts I might sue you Bob.

"What the hell did King Alfor see in Queen Melenor, she's so basic."

Melenor: *speechless* 🥺

"I can't believe Empress Elara hasn't shanked Queen Melenor yet, she's too damn giddy."

Melenor: Be prepared for her damn lawsuit Bob!

Gnedra's turn came around.

Gnedra: I'm such a nice person it can't be that bad.

"If Queen Gnedra has fucked with King Blaytz, she'll do it with anyone."

Gnedra: Can somebody tell who I pissed off?

"If Queen Gnedra was to divorce Blaytz, she'd throw herself at Zarkon."

Gnedra: *already throwing up in the bathroom*

Elara's turn was up and oh boy was she ready to read. Not.

Elara: Alright let's get this over with.

"Empress Elara has the emotional range of a fucking turd, I hate Galra."

Elara: *baffled* All of us?!

"Empress bitch has weird fucking eyes- Sendak"

Elara: I'm straightening him out the moment that damn ship lands, but yeah he's right I do have weird eyes. *Continues to look in two different directions with both eyes*

A day later-

"MOTHER!!! CONTROL YOUR DEMON DAUGHTER!"

Sendak could be heard screaming as Elara dragged him out of the dining hall to lounge room by the ear to kick his ass.

"You should've known better than to piss her off!" Helgara yelled back.

"ZARKON GET YOUR WOMAN!!"

"You're fine." Zarkon said calmly as he ate his dinner.

When Elara was done him, he was completely unconscious and sore. She very much kicked his ass for being stupid.

Zarkon could be heard laughing his ass off after he found Sendak looking like he just lost a gladiator match.