Zarkon felt as if the chemistry in the marriage a little dull, mainly because both he and Elara were always busy with work and once they were done, they'd go straight to bed after being so worn out. Elara didn't think their marriage was dull in any way at all. She was dealing with diplomatic stuff on her holopad in her own personal study that she used for work when she needed space and silence to focus. Usually she wouldn't be too pleased when people interrupt her working in her place of refuge but when Zarkon walked in, she didn't mind at all.
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"You've been pestered out of your mind too haven't you?" She asked, sighing a little.

"Absolutely." Zarkon said.

"I thought we'd be used to it by now." Elara said, rubbing her temples.

"So did I. Apparently we were wrong." Zarkon huffed.

It was officially go time for him and his pick up line. Elara, of course, was completely oblivious to his plan. She wasn't too pleased when he turned off her holopad.

"Zarkon what the hell? That was impor-"

"Are you a magician?" He suddenly asked.

"What?" She muttered.

"Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears." He finished, grinning like an idiot.

Elara held a straight face but it soon disappeared as she started laughing hysterically with her face in her hands.

Fail... Not a single fluster in sight.

"Where did you learn that?!" She squealed as she kept laughing.

"Somewhere that has obviously led me astray." Zarkon mumbled in annoyance of his failure.

"Any other you'd like to try? That was hilarious." She asked, regaining her composure. Zarkon instantly one that he kind of liked but would only use for certain 'scenarios' but since they were both only with the doors locked, him knowing they won't open to anybody else's hand he thought it was time.

"Well... I'm no dentist but I can give you a good filling." He said, winking at her.

She choked on air. Yes. Air. She didn't say anything and just laughed silently.

"Can you do telekinesis? Because you’ve made a part of me move without even touching it." He continues.

"Stop it!" She said, crying tears from laughing so hard.

"You asked for it now deal with it!" He said, snickering evilly.

"No!" She protested, struggling to stay serious.

"I think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin D." He purred.

"No I'm not! You know that!" She said, bawling her eyes out while cackling.

"Treat me like a pirate and give me that booty." He continued.

"You keep that up and I'm going to have to let you have your way with me on the desk, right here, right now. SHIT ELARA COME ON SHUT UP!" she screamed at herself.

"Well your highness... Be prepared, you know damn well I can go for hours." He said, smirking.

"B-But what about dinner?" She asked nervously.

"Woman you are my dinner." He said.

Oh damn. That was smooth and chaotic.

3 hours later-

Sendak noticed that Zarkon and Elara were missing from them mess hall while the rest of the large family was eating their dinner already. Vorak told him that Elara said she and Zarkon had diplomatic business to discuss. He thought it'd be better for them to take a brief break. He found the doors of the study room and knocked.

"Who? What and why?!" Zarkon snapped from inside the room.

"It's Sendak, the most good looking man in the family. Don't you think you guys should take a break from work so much?" Sendak asked.

"No we're almost anyway, we're fine." Zarkon said.

Lies. They were currently busy with something else.

"What? It takes you guys that long to do this diplomatic stuff?" Sendak gapsed.

"Yes it does. We're doing very important stuff. Stuff you wouldn't even know about." Zarkon said.

"Why is she so quiet?" Sendak asked.

"I-I'm just trying to focus of c-course." Elara said out of the blue. She sounded a little hoarse.

"Why are stuttering so much? Are you sic- OH MY GODS!" Sendak said, finally putting the pieces together.

"What is wrong with you? Did you see a mouse again?" Zarkon asked.

"YOU'RE BANGING MY SISTER AGAIN YOU HORNY HORMONE FUELED REPTILE!" Sendak screeched.

"Well what do you expect, she's hot, I'm handsomely intimidating, and we're married?" Zarkon snickered, Elara chuckled a little.

Sendak gagged and ran away, back to mess hall where everyone was staring at him.

"They were too busy..." Sendak shuddered.

"I told you they were doing important stuff." Vorak said.

"Yeah and that stuff is Elara." Sendak gagged.

Every adult in the room went pale white. Helgara and Vorak lost their appetite. Athena froze completely.

"I taught him well..." Buloc said, grinning widely.

Sendak glared at him immediately.

"Shut up you old windbag..."