It's been about three days since Farah's birth. Zarkon took over Elara's duties since rage has to care for their newborn daughter. He somehow obtained some pretty cringe worthy jokes but somehow they were still funny. He was chilling with the wife, baby, and the rest of the family when he felt the need to tell some dumb jokes. Since many of the members in the family were already old there was a fridge in the lounge room for them so they didn't have to travel all the way to the kitchen.

All of a sudden, Zarkon got up and walked over to the cooler and knocked, grasping everyone's attention.

"Why did you knock on the fridge?" Sendak asked.

"Because... there going to be a salad dressing." Zarkon replied.

"Oh heavens..." Elara muttered.

"Tragic..." Sendak said.

"Stop." Koltor said.

"Are you sure he's mine?" Buloc asked Athena.

His comment made everyone but Zarkon laugh hysterically.

"Wow..." Zarkon said.

"It was funny..." Elara said, recovering from her laugh attack.

"You know what? I'm going to make some holy water." Zarkon huffed.

"How does that even work?" Elara asked.

"You got to boil the hell out of it." Zarkon replied, smirking smugly as Elara started laughing.

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"Anymore Zarkon?" Buloc asked.

"What do you call a bear without teeth?" Zarkon asked. Everyone shard a look and then shrugged at him.

"A gummy bear." He answered.

Silence.

"What do you call a dinosaur with a great vocabulary?" He asked again. Shrug shoulders galore.

"A thesaurus." He replied.

"Wow. What a knee slapper." Elara said sarcastically, making everyone laugh.

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"You know what? You're not getting any of this for a month!" Zarkon growled at his wife.

"Oh no what a tragedy!" She said sarcastically again.

"At least try to be upset I know you want it!" Zarkon said.

"And who told you this?" She asked.

"Screw you too!"