"I don't know how to tell her. WHAT DO I DO?!" Koltor screeched at his parents has the three of them set in Zarkon's study.

Vetza and Koltor were close. Very close. Koltor wanted to finally tell her how he feels so of course he went his parents for advice. Elara and Zarkon stared at their son and Zarkon started telling a mini story.

"Koltor when I reached a certain age, I had to leave for a few months to train so I can be rewarded a higher rank and I did when I was eighteen, I came back at nineteen and when I saw your mother when I came back, I fell for her. My favorite about her back then were her eyes." Zarkon said.

"Were?" Koltor asked.

"Yes because then I saw that ass and I was like Damn bitch!" Zarkon snickered.

"Oh..." Koltor grimaced in disgust.

"Ignore your perverted father Koltor. Please. Do not do anything he says is a good idea." Elara said to her son, not without giving Zarkon an angry looking.

"I'm only a pervert for you bunny." Zarkon purred.

"Oh Zarkon I know. I popped out seven children, trust me I know, now stop teaching our son your foolishness." She said.

"So what do I do mother?" Koltor asked.

"Do something nice for her. Give her something that you know she'll like. Maybe you can take her to the spot you both met and tell her there. But please for the sake of the gods do not do anything your father said to." Elara begged.

"I won't, I want to save myself the embarrassment." Koltor said.

"Good now go get something nice for her." Elara said.

"Thank you mother." Koltor said happily and hugged his and then turn to his father when he reached the door.

"You need help." He said and then left the room.

"You couldn't leave my ass out of the story?" She huffed and turned to face Zarkon.

"No. Look in a mirror woman, twenty years later and it still looks the same back there. You aged good." He said, staring directly at her behind.

"Okay that's enough I have things to do." She huffed and walked towards the doors.

"No I love you?" He asked.

"Oh I do love you, a lot, but you make it difficult for me not to whack you." Elara said.

"I'll take that." Zarkon said.

That day Koltor finally had a girlfriend, a good one, thanks to his mother's advice. His father's advice would be useful as an example of what not to do. He found a surprise and that his father ended up marrying his mother because of his father's foolishness. Elara loved Zarkon for his seriousness but also comedic foolishness and that wasn't going to change