Undear Humans

It was morning, and most of the group was starting to wake up.

"Urgh," Eri groaned as she woke up.

Lina had already been awake and was playing with Smoke-Storm.

Ocotillo was asleep.

Winter was still asleep and was resting with one wing over Moon.

Moon was waking, "Agh, so tired."

Snow was asleep like he was dead.

"How's Smoke-Storm?" Eri asked.

"He is awesome and sweet! And he likes me!" Lina said.

"Yay!" Eri said.

Gally was waking, "Why do I always wake at this time? Why can't my body let me sleep in like him?" Gally gestured to Snow.

"Maybe you have problems. Or you don't need the extra sleep. Use your brain Gally," Newt said.

Rabbit started to giggle in his sleep.

Moon said, "What I see in his mind is... scary."

Rabbit started giggling uncontrollably.

Lina noticed that Moon was still laying down and asked her, "How are you not bothered by Winter's coldness? I mean I like the cold but sleeping next to something cold all night? I couldn't do it."

"Sounds uncomfortable," Kinkajou commented.

"I get used to it," Moon said. She turned a little red as she realized Winter's wing was still over her. She sat up and scooted away from it. "Anyway, yeah. I get used to it, and it doesn't really bother me anymore."

"Makes sense," Lina said.

Moon was still faintly blushing, "Yep. So I can stand it perfectly fine. Though the first few days, Winter was a little chilly."

"That sounds weird. Little chilly, like a little chili pepper," Lina snickered.

Winter woke up to see a snickering Lina, a red-faced Moon, a practically dead Snow, a sleeping Ocotillo, a creepy laughing sleeping Rabbit, and an adorable kitten. He said, "This is the first normal morning I've had in a while."

Rabbit sleep talked, "AH STOP IT TICKLES."

That made Moon finally stop blushing. She grimaced, "Ugh, I seriously need to tune his dream out."

"Ah, that feels better..." Rabbit sleep talked.

"ARGH I NEED TO DO IT FASTER," Moon shouted.

"It soothes the soul and my heart," Rabbit murmured.

Moon shut her eyes and concentrated until Rabbit's dream was finally out of her head. "My gosh that was weird."

"Yep, looks like it," Winter said.

"I'm guessing we don't want to know what happened in his dream?" Eri asked.

"No, you REALLY don't wanna know," Moon said.

Rabbit wakes up and dreamily said, "I had the best dream ever..."

Moon shuddered.

Rabbit sat up straight and basically screamed, "DOES ANYBODY WANT TO HEAR IT?"

Snow woke up from his dead sleep due to Rabbit's screaming.

"DON'T!" Moon said.

Winter grabbed Moon's talon, "I feel really bad for you."

"I feel bad for me," Moon said.

Lina also grabbed Moon's talon, "I too feel really bad for you."

Winter and Moon gave a look to Lina and she let go of Moon's talon. "Haha, ruined the moment...?"

Eri gave a sigh of regret, "I'm going to regret this, but I wanna know what you were dreaming about Rabbit."

"NOOOOOOOOOO! Don't do it!" Moon warned.

However Rabbit was already whispering to Eri what he had dreamed about.

"........................................ Welp, time to erase my memories," Eri said.

"Great now I wanna know. Thanks a lot Eri," Lina scowled.

"You really wanna know?" Rabbit asked.

"Unfortunately yes," Lina said.

Rabbit whispered to Lina what he had been dreaming about.

"ACK! ACK! ACK! ACK! ACK! I HAVE BEEN SCARRED!" Lina yelled and fake died.

"I would suggest we throw up outside, except that vomit is gross," Eri said.

"VERY MUCH AGREED!" Lina said.

(Disclaimer: Nothing R-rated happened in Rabbit's dream but it was still very... disturbing.)

Ocotillo was starting to wake up.

Qibli poked Ocotillo, "Morning sleepyhead!"

"Morning Qibli," Ocotillo said.

"You're the last one to wake except Cheshire," Qibli said.

Ocotillo sat up, "Well that's new. Usually I'm the second to wake."

"Did you have peaceful sleep for once?" Qibli asked.

"Yes, surprisingly," Ocotillo said.

"Nice," Qibli said.

"Welp, breakfast time I guess," Ocotillo said.

"I wonder if anyone still has a crush on anyone here," Lina wondered aloud.

"That question is clearly directed towards me. And no I will not answer your Qibli question," Ocotillo said.

"We never stated the question was about Qibli. So yeah. You have got a crush on Qibli," Eri said.

Ocotillo sighed, "Fine. I do. Ya happy now?"

Qibli's face turned bright red, "That makes our friendship very awkward...."

"I agree. I'm just gonna walk away now," Ocotillo said and walked, her face also a bright red.

".... awkward," Lina commented.

"Well, I guess I'll have a mango," Qibli said and ate a mango.

"I like mangoes too so I'll have one too," Kinkajou said and ate a mango.

"I should probably get Ocotillo now," Lina said and scooted away.

Lina got Ocotillo and dragged her back to the group.

Snow had fallen asleep again.

Ocotillo stood there awkwardly and grabbed a mango.

Lina was eating from the bag of dried pineapples they had gotten in the maze.

"I'm just gonna go now," Ocotillo said. She took a bite of the fruit and started to walk away again.

"Hey, hey, no leaving or adventures for you Ocotillo," Umber said and grabbed her.

"It's just to the other room," Ocotillo scowled.

"We can't leave you unsupervised yet. Next thing we know you'll find a secret planet destroyer in the other room," Umber said.

Lina stifled a laugh.

"Come eat with your apocalypse family," Umber said.

Ocotillo glared at Lina and Umber, "Grr, fine MOM." She went and ate in the corner, her face still a little red.

"That was an insult but I'm just going to take it as a compliment," Umber said.

"GRR to you too!" Lina growled back at Ocotillo.

"GRR to everyone!" Eri said.

"Also why is everyone constantly blushing?! First Moon, then Qibli, then Ocotillo!" Lina exclaimed.

"It's honestly ridiculous! I don't think I've even blushed once since we all met!" Eri said.

"Exactly! I bet Winter's next once he finds out that he sleeps with a wing over Moon," Lina said.

"Oh yeah Winter, you do that," Eri said.

"I do...?" Winter asked, trying not to turn red.

"Yes you do," Lina affirmed.

"Ha! You're blushing I see it!" Qibli said.

"Hmm, he's only pink though," Lina furled her brow as she examined Winter's face.

"It's close enough," Qibli said.

"Stop speculating what color my face is!" Winter demanded.

"We need to make him fully red. It would be funny," Lina said.

"I wonder what would make Kinkajou blush," Eri said.

"Is there anything going on between you and Turtle?" Lina asked

"What? Why would you ask that?" Turtle asked.

"No there's nothing going on between me and Turtle," Kinkajou answered.

"Huh, so that was a failed tactic. Well let's just make Winter fully blush," Lina said.

"Winter, read this Winterwatcher I just wrote!" Eri said and shoved a few pieces of paper towards him.

Winter read the fanfic and his eyes widened, "Three moons..."

Winter was desperately trying not to turn red but was utterly failing. "Argh!" He threw the fanfic on the ground.

Kinkajou changed so she would look like Moon and hugged Winter.

Winter tried to say something in protest but ended up just stuttering a lot.

Lina laughed at Winter.

"STOP!" Winter said and shoved Kinkajou off. He turned to see Moon giggling and he turned bright red. "Agh, fine! You got me! Now stop!"

"That was really funny," Moon commented.

Kinkajou turned back to her regular self and laughed at Winter.

"Who knew that someone who looks like me hugging him could make him blush," Moon hugged Winter.

Kinkajou laughed at Winter.

Winter hugged Moon back. "That is my last hug."

"Good for you. Why'd we do this anyway?" Lina asked.

"Because it's funny," Eri answered.

"Oh wait a minute it's almost 12:00," Lina said.

"Did time really fly that fast?" Eri asked.

"Yeah," Lina said.

"Should we wake Snow and the cat up?" Eri asked.

"I CALL WAKING UP SMOKE-STORM!" Lina said.

"I meant Cheshire," Eri said.

"Oh... I CALL CHESHIRE!" Lina said.

"I'll wake up dead man!" Eri said and tackled Snow.

"AGH!" Snow was promptly woken up by the tackle.

Lina walked over to Cheshire and poked him. "Good morning. There is fruit for breakfast if you want."

Cheshire hissed at Lina.

Ocotillo laughed at Cheshire and Lina, and Snow and Eri.

Lina jumped back, "Woah, calm down kitty. I mean Cheshire... hehe."

"Hisssss....What hiss it?" Cheshire hissed.

"It is nearly gorilla o' clock," Lina said.

"Oh," Cheshire said.

"Yeah," Lina said.

"What time is it?" Snow asked.

"GORILLA O' CLOCK, AHHHHHH!" Lina dramatically yelled.

"Oh duh, I have a watch," Snow said, "Wait a minute..."

"Yeah, be lucky we woke you," Ocotillo said.

A gorilla walked up to the cave, shot a paper airplane in and walked away.

Lina tilted her head in confusion, "Whaaaa?"

"The heck?" Eri raised an eyebrow.

"That was weird," Gally said.

"Maybe it's a note," Qibli said.

Newt picked up the paper airplane, "Why would gorillas know how to write though?"

"They did get some intelligence serum or what not," Eri said.

"True," Newt said.

"Well what does the bloody note say?" Ron asked.

Newt read the note; it had bad handwriting and it said,

"Undear humans,

We will not target you for a little bit. We are planning something that we cannot tell you. Feel free to roam around. However if you cross our paths we will not hesitate to kill you.

From Asffdgv."