"And why can't I go to the town with you!?" Hoseok whined, crossing his arms over his chest.

"Hobi, we're still your loyal protectors," Jungkook began.

"Your photo is everywhere. People would recognize you in a matter of seconds," Namjoon continued, Jungkook nodding along.

Hoseok pouted. "I don't wanna be here alone."

I pressed a kiss on his temple as I entered the room, Hoseok flinching as he hadn't known I was right outside. "Babe, don't worry. I'm staying with you."

His eyes widened. "Really?"

I nodded, giving him a small smile, with hopes that he would catch the glint in my eyes.

He nodded, almost telling me he understood, before facing his guards. "Okay, fine. But you have to remember my guava this time!"

Jungkook chuckled and nodded, giving Hoseok a small hug before exiting the room, the actions quickly followed by Namjoon.

•••••

The second they all walked out, Hoseok and I peeked out the window, watching until they were out of sight. We waited another few minutes before I faced him.

"Are you sure about this, Hobi?"

He nodded, sauntering towards me before pushing my back against the wall of the home. "I've never been so sure in my life, Yoon."

I smirked, leaning forward until our lips attached, full of hunger and desire. He gripped the locks of my hair in desperation, my hands finding his waist and squeezing, wanting to hold on to this moment.

I picked him up, feeling his legs wrapping around my waist, lips still on lips. I led him to the table where we eat, pressing his back against the solid wood with a smirk.

I broke apart the kiss, hearing Hoseok whine, only for me to yank the shirt he had on over his head. I slammed our lips together again, this time sliding my tongue between his lips, hearing him release a quiet moan. His hands now fiddled with the hem of my shirt, breaking us apart once more to take it off, tossing it on the floor.

"I don't have a condom."

Hoseok shrugged. "Aunt May probably has Ziploc bags we can use in place."

I burst out laughing, shaking my head. "You... want me to cover my dick with a plastic bag and then put it inside your ass?"

He thought about it before his nose turned up in disgust. "Nope, nevermind on that. Fuck the condom, now fuck me, Yoon!"

"So desperate, baby," I mumbled as I kissed around his belly button. His back arched off the table in pleasure, making me smirk as my fingers found the button of his jeans, undoing them and slowly sliding them down and off his muscular legs.

My fingers grazed the skin of his thighs in admiration, gnawing on my bottom lip. I bent down, placing gentle kisses on his inner thighs, hearing Hoseok's breathing gradually speed up. I worked my way closer to his underwear, kissing where his tip is through the fabric before standing up.

My hands fiddled with my pants, quickly sliding them off, Hoseok sitting up and reaching his hands out.

I glanced up at him in curiosity, watching as he grabbed the hem of my underwear, slipping his hands inside slightly before pulling them down, as far as he could given his position.

I slid them off my ankles, staring at Hoseok with desire and lust. In the time I spent removing my pants and underwear, Hoseok had also removed his final piece of clothing. He leaned back on his elbows, staring at me with his legs spread.

"Fuck." I gasped at the beautiful sight in front of me. I grabbed Hoseok's hips, pulling him so his lower half hung off the table more. I leaned back over his now-naked body, kissing his lips, and then his collarbones, followed by many kisses going down his chest.

"Yoongi, we should probably speed this up a little." Hoseok admitted, my heart racing as I noticed how much time I had spent just admiring his body.

I nodded, reaching up and making him lick my fingers, soaking them the best he could with his own saliva. When he pulled off with a 'pop', I looked at him as one finger grazed his rim. "You're positive you want to continue?"

Hoseok laughed. "Yoongi, I am naked. On Aunt May's table. Yes, I fucking want this. Do you?"

"Oh yes," I admitted, sticking my first finger in to his hole, watching Hoseok's face contort slightly at the strange feeling. "Sorry, I know it's a weird feeling. It passes."

Hoseok nodded in understanding.

•

Three fingers were scissoring open his tight hole, getting him as prepared as I could for the real thing. I pulled my fingers out, already missing the sounds of his moans, but knowing the best was about to come. Do NOT make the jokes ISTG-

"Are you ready, Hobi?" I asked softly, my thumb softly massaging his inner thigh.

He nodded, wrapping his legs around my waist, just like he had down when we started.

I spit on my hand, rubbing the spit on my member before lining it up with his hole. I pushed in just the tip, hearing the strangled breaths coming from my love's lips.

"Shh... it's okay, Hobi. Just breath." I reassured him, trying to keep massaging his inner thigh as a distraction.

I slowly pushed in, keeping a watchful eye on his face, wanting to minimize the pain as much as I could. Once I bottomed out, I couldn't help but let out a quiet moan. His heat felt so good around my dick. "Oh, shit, you're tight, Hoseok."

"Well, duh. I'm a fucking virgin!" Hoseok grunted, wincing slightly when I pulled out while he was talking. I chuckled, pushing back in slightly quicker this time.

These slow movements were repeated numerous times until Hoseok had gotten a little more comfortable. I leaned over his body and pressed my lips against his again as I thrusted faster, still not pushing myself all the way in just yet.

"H-H-Harder, fuck," Hoseok moaned, making me follow his command. I adjusted our position so that I could grab onto his hips as I thrusted deeper, my balls slapping against his skin as I thrusted, the pace growing faster and faster.

We both let out a straggled moan when I hit that bundle of nerves. His eyes flew wide open, his back arching off the table. I hit the spot over and over again, watching as Hoseok's mouth hung open, saliva starting to drip down his cheek from the pleasure.

I pulled him up, wrapping his arms around my neck. My hands gripped his muscular back, my thrusts already growing sloppy. I left wet kisses along his shoulder, Hoseok's nails digging into my back and neck as I thrusted faster and harder into his tight heat.

I leaned back so our chests were no longer touching. I wanted the final few thrusts to be the best ones yet.

"S-S-Shit, Yo—oooo-ngiiii," Hoseok moaned loudly in my ear, his cum squirting up, some landing on our chests.

I didn't pull out as I cummed in his hole, some dripping out onto the floor. We stayed still for a few minutes, both of us panting in the silent home.

Hoseok spoke first, moving so his feet were back on the ground, wincing as he did so. "Damn. Now I see why Kook and Tae always had sex in the castle."

I laughed, pulling out of him with a long, lingering kiss. I left him leaning against the table as I grabbed a towel, cleaning up the cum on the floor before wrapping Hoseok in the towel. I picked up our clothes, tossing them in the laundry hamper Aunt May had in the corner, also spraying some air freshener to cover up the smell of sex. I picked Hoseok up, still wrapped in his towel, and carried him up the steps to the bathroom to shower.

••••

Hoseok and I walked, or for the other, limped, down the steps, freshly showered and dressed just as the group was walking up the hill to the home.

We greeted them at the door, watching as our friends and Jimin poor Jimin hahaha walked in, setting the bags down on the table.

I could see Hoseok's ears burning redder than they were as we remembered what we had just done on that table.

Aunt May walked in, carrying two bags. I was quick to grab them from her and set them down, only to turn around to see her standing in the doorway with her arms crossed over her chest.

Hoseok visibly swallowed the lump in his chest as he tried to hide his limp walking towards me.

"Well," Aunt May began, drawing in everyone's attention. "Glad to see that you two had fun, alone." Her eyes glanced upwards to the ceiling, along with everyone else's.

It was my turn for my face to grow hot as I saw the cum stains on the ceiling. The room was silent as we all stared at the new artwork above where we eat our meals.

Jungkook snickered, clapping Hoseok on the shoulder. "My man just lost his ass virginity!"

Hoseok's face was a tomato as the group cheered him on, including myself. Aunt May was the last one to join as she raised a fist in the air, shouting one word,

"Huzzah!"

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Lol my birthday today was shitty because of quarantine so here is some smut and a little? Humor for you all.